Margot & The Toothless Hags

@thaliasthubert Honest to God royalty.

Ever just see that kid from HS who's younger than you and who's now married with a child? Like, I'm still barely scraping by enough to pay for therapy bby.

I, myself, a baby, am getting my first tattoo

Should we tell them? I wanna tell them..

My seven year old violin student asked me today, "do you ever do your hair?" #boomroasted

The lack of cheese quesadillas in my life shocks me.

I am enough and i have enough time.

Reason 2,046 why I don't believe I'm Aries: this week was pretty good for me.

I know people say, “you don’t know love until you have children” but have those people ever had tomato plants?????

Big shout out to the guy who told me to "just keep trying and you'll get it". All i asked was for him to climb a route so I could watch. Was not expecting that mind blowing advise. #Mansplaining #LifeChangingTips

@dietcig At @RadFest in Asheville two years ago and we called for an encore but you just came up behind us and said, "sorry guys, we're done playing" - big love

feeling real bummed and disconnected from the time in our lives where we used to play shows all the time— do you have a favorite memory from a diet cig show? maybe you met your bff in the pit or crowd surfed for the first time to barf day? pls share w me i need it 🥺🥺🥺

No one: No one at all: Graham: Have a nice time on your period!

Just made the best grilled sandwich of my life and I have come to the conclusion, through much deliberation, that gruyere cheese is king. #cheese

Do you ever just look at people and think "your white teeth spell entitlement"?

I so personally know Elsa so if ya wanna get that connection HMU

"Mommy, she knows Elsa!" - 4 year old piano student

Giving my big dick energy some loving attention right now.