Tord-Eskil 🇧🇻🌹
2.8K posts
Norsk
Den fyren her har vært mer ødeleggende for vårt nasjonale omdømme med sine evinnelige matposter enn det Quisling var
Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺@joakial_
Hotdog in waffle
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@ThaumPenguin Well I could see us stealing it so that we can burn it, since it only works as waste fuel.
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We can immediately rule out that the thieves were Norwegian.
Pop Base@PopBase
A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage: “We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”
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Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden
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@joakial_ @zedsamcat Who coerced you into going to a gay bar?_?
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What’s the optimal ratio of thirst traps to doomerism retweets
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I have a PhD in being an idiot, and the dog is 50cm.
evan🦉@rainstormblue
i have a PhD in maths from the university of oxford and i can’t solve this
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Remember to purge your spelling of American influences
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@BladeoftheS The funniest thing is that Shell is British-Dutch
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@BladeoftheS "National savings account"
No, it is the Sovereign Wealth Fund - International
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Without Margaret Thatcher this would have been the UK.
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Even if we limit warming to 2°C we risk a 25-37% chance of collapsing the gulf stream.
We'd have a climate comparable to that of Newfoundland in Canada in that scenario.
Suella Braverman@SuellaBraverman
Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.
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@Ravenismeee Any fish? Or fish in the broader "anything in the ocean" sense?
Because Salmon, but if I can be broader I want to mention a dolphin and instead say Orca.
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