Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto!

Wassup, you horse gir—Umamusume! The name’s Ryuji Sakamoto, ‘basically passed my trainer’s test with flyin’ colors. So, who wants to be scouted onto my team already and train hard to win that Triple Crown thingy?! [Oh my… a rather rowdy newbie trainer at Tracen.]

Does anyone remember how to fall asleep

@TrainerAmamiya Yeah. I see ‘em all runnin’ on that track and it makes me feel all good inside. ...Look, I hate talkin’ ‘bout the past but I just wanna give ‘em the dreams I couldn’t have, y’know?

@TrainerSakamoto Oh! It's been so long since then. I bet seeing everyone do this running brings back a ton of memories for you.

Yo, @TrainerAmamiya! You ain’t gonna believe what’s happenin’ right now! *Ryuji suddenly appears out of nowhere, smiling at her like he had just won the lottery.*

@SkyWhoFishes @still1nl0v3wyou @RedRoom_Runner Just gotta make sure you ain’t sayin’ that just to nap, that’s all!

@TrainerSakamoto @still1nl0v3wyou @RedRoom_Runner What reason would I have to lie to you?

*Ryuji has called a sudden team meeting for his trainees @RedRoom_Runner and @SkyWhoFishes.* You’re both probably wonderin’ why I’m callin’ you two here so late. Nobody’s in trouble and it ain’t ‘bout trainin’ either. …Alright, come introduce yourself, @still1nl0v3wyou!

@still1nl0v3wyou …. *Ryuji suddenly went silent, head turned so that she couldn’t see his face. Was… that a single tear rolling down his cheek? No, it couldn’t be. He shoved his hands into his pant pockets.* Look, it’s nothin’, alright? I wanted to thank you as well. I got faith in all of us.

@TrainerSakamoto " You truly do not understand how long it has been... thank you for giving me this opportunity. You can trust I will not disappoint. "

" It's lively today..! It makes me just... ehe... haha! "

@TrainerAmamiya Her name’s Still In Love. She’s a retired racer and her story so far kinda hits close to home. As for my trainees, I got Seuin Sky and Cursed Crimson! Sky likes fishin’ just like I do but she’s kind of a slacker. As for Crimson… well, she’s somethin’ else alright.

@TrainerSakamoto Oh? Who's the assistant trainer?

@still1nl0v3wyou For real?! Well, that makes me even happier! Care like explainin’ to me why you feel that way? Is it ‘cause you’re likin’ the team already? I wanna know what’s got you in such a good mood.

@TrainerSakamoto " I'm so happy! It's been forever since I've felt alive like this! "

@SkyWhoFishes @still1nl0v3wyou @RedRoom_Runner Are you lyin’ to me or are you tellin’ the truth?

@TrainerSakamoto @still1nl0v3wyou @RedRoom_Runner Seems pretty cool, also I already finished training for today so I'mma continue my rest

@RedRoom_Runner Oh, sick… you’re a gamer girl too! What kinda video game are we talkin’ ‘bout here, huh? I probably beat it. [God, this idiot still has no clue what he has gotten himself into.]

"There are more levels than you'd imagine. . ."

@TrainerAmamiya I just thought I would let you know that I already got two trainees, man! Ain’t that so sick?! I also got an assistant trainer. She’s gonna help me train ‘em and she even said she might join my team if I can prove myself worthy.

@TrainerSakamoto What's up? You look incredibly happy.

@still1nl0v3wyou @SkyWhoFishes @RedRoom_Runner Dammit, I knew it… you really gotta stop slackin’ Sky! Well, what do you think about your new assistant trainer, huh? You like her so far?

@SkyWhoFishes @TrainerSakamoto @RedRoom_Runner " Still tired? It is a good time for a nap. I am your new assistant trainer, Still in Love. "

@RedRoom_Runner @still1nl0v3wyou // more like DEATH.

@still1nl0v3wyou 🍒 more like a migraine

🍒 what's crazy is Cursed Crimson has an obsessive side to her with the ILOVEYOU virus LMAOO

@RedRoom_Runner // god, i love how chaotic this is already becoming… its so funny. i love it. 😭

@still1nl0v3wyou @RedRoom_Runner @SkyWhoFishes Dammit… is Sky still nappin’?! Anyways, Still here is a retired racer who is gonna help me make you two the best possible athletes. I hope you two welcome her with openin’ arms. *Ryuji smiled brightly, giving Still a pat on the back before giving a thumbs up to Crimson.*

@RedRoom_Runner @TrainerSakamoto @SkyWhoFishes " You musn't worry, we will all be treated fairly here. It's nice to meet you, Crimson. "

@SkyWhoFishes Aww man… well, I got some trainin’ for you to do anyway. I really hope you got some energy left ‘cause you ain’t gettin’ a nap until after you’re done! If you wanna win those races then you gotta run daily, simple as that.

@TrainerSakamoto Nah, they were having fun so I didn't wanna bother them (their innocence was also kinda overwhelming)

I'm gonna be fishin, so if I do get any replies or interactions I'm gonna be a bit to respond

@SkyWhoFishes Are you serious? You should’ve just said somethin’ to them!

@TrainerSakamoto Couldn't catch anything since there was a pink uma and her friends playing in the lake

@RedRoom_Runner Yo, don’t look at me like that?! I… didn’t mean anythin’ by what I said! I was just jokin’, y’know?! For real! Seriously! Now please quit lookin’ at me like that and let me just finish my precious ramen in peace!

@TrainerSakamoto ". . ." - stare. -

So, ‘bout the scouting situation… I already got two trainees now and this effin’ rocks! Aww man, I gotta take ‘em out for ramen or somethin’ to celebrate!

@7heTheoretica1 Whatever you say, you drug dealer!

I am not a drug dealer , I am a scientist . None of you deserve to buy my professionally brewed serums