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Dopplegänger is out now on Youtube and Spotify! Ever wonder what would happen if a uniquely unremarkable man met his exact double? This is that. youtu.be/KzMmjZIIG2c?si…

u sure about that?

@Tadamsmt @nicksortor

@nicksortor That's great but 65% of his kids can't read, 80% can't do math and 92% still get diplomas.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Newly-released surveillance video shows a high school principal in Oklahoma TACKLING a school shooter before he could open fire on kids What a HERO! Principal Kirk Moore RUSHED the shooter when he aimed at his first would-be victim, wresting the gun away from him. Give this man an award. Absolute legend. The attempted shooter at Pauls Valley High School is now being held on a $1 million bond.

This one is gonna be hilarious to me until the day they call my time of death

The LORD is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit

Pierce Campion dropped some heavy punnage on Office Hours this week 🤵🏻‍♂️ See for yourself at youtube.com/OfficeHoursLive!

How hard i pronounce the F in "fuck boston"

@DudespostingWs This is what we do well in this country. Everything that isnt like this is a mess.

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

did you know it is illegal to say "I want to kill the President of the US"

Hollywood is getting cooked This scenes looks like a movie Made with Seedance 2.0

Roger Ebert on ‘The Mummy’ “There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an "Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.”

I'll come to hate you as terribly as I now love you!

peter claffey singing new york, new york

BREAKING: Prince Andrew demands a Trial of Seven.

Happy 78th birthday to the riff master, 𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗜𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶! - 𝗝𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼 𝗧𝘂𝗹𝗹 x Tony Iommi: the two-week crossover you might have forgotten. - Jethro Tull w/Tony Iommi - A Song for Jeffrey | The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus / London, December 1968

@pike_capit3704 disney executives licking their chops

Los ejecutivos de Disney se agarran la cabeza

It gets funnier with time

JUST IN: Singer Bruce Springsteen releases angry, highly political new anti-ICE music video titled "Streets Of Minneapolis," which was uploaded to YouTube. Springsteen raged against the Trump administration and called some out by name in the song. The Hollywood clown show is so back.

@ShitpostGate i hope the new show is like this