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Ubernizer 🪐

@Ubernizer_

sapiosexual | respect and loyalty means everything | sarcastic af | pls follow back

Se unió Temmuz 2023
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Ubernizer 🪐@Ubernizer_·
She finally visited a customer that has been asking her out for a long time and he left her fighting for her life. She couldn’t feel her legs anymore
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𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐀™
Night owls, drop your niche and find your people. 🦉
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BIG HYCE
BIG HYCE@thehyce·
Some people want their position back in your life but don’t want to take responsibility for the actions that caused them to lose it.
.@99hyce

Drop a random fact

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EJE♎️
EJE♎️@Sunnylee_11·
Apparently a woman will h8te you for not asking her out if she likes you.
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rizz
rizz@2trizz·
pussy with a little precum dripping down...>>>>>
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Oluwatobi 🛐💙
Oluwatobi 🛐💙@Olamide22934866·
In the words of John Wooden Do not let what you can not do interfere with what you can do. It’s easy to become distracted by limitations, but progress comes from focusing on the strengths, resources, and opportunities already within your reach. Build with what you have today. The bridge to tomorrow is often made from the tools you already possess. 🧱✨”
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THE PROPERTY MAN #RealEstateInLagos
A homeless dog walked into a veterinary clinic, lifted its injured paw, and silently asked for help. They understood. Sometimes kindness requires no language, just a heart willing to care. 🐾❤️
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𝕆.𝔾_𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪🛰
I was watching straight porn but a gay porn was recommended so I clicked on it and then everything was different. i used to watch only pov straight porn because i was so scared of looking at the guy because that was gay and i was straight. So i eventually ventured over there and started questioning my sexuality. I honestly wish i didn't start admiring guys, but it is what it is and it takes up too much of my time thinking of it. What should I do??
𝕆.𝔾_𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪🛰@franky_da_1st

Guys I need advice 🥺

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AngelAlicia💕
AngelAlicia💕@machalagun·
What I can say is stay hydrated ladies 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
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Bιɢɢєѕт Tєє🤭
Bιɢɢєѕт Tєє🤭@tiannah_tee·
Ever ridden a guy so well he begged for his life?
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Veron
Veron@Veronwg·
Wish i never started this masturbation shit
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kiira🫦
kiira🫦@kiirakhan·
My boyfriend says I have a magic pussy because he always finishes super fast and he says he's never had that with anyone else before. The first time we had sex (he took my virginity) I literally slid down on him fully for the first time and he immediately pulled me off….
kiira🫦@kiirakhan

Ever dealt with a partner finishing early in bed?

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Ubernizer 🪐@Ubernizer_·
She finally visited a customer that has been asking her out for a long time and he left her fighting for her life. She couldn’t feel her legs anymore
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prof.x ᯓ★@anotherprofesor·
Musk sued OpenAI for "stealing a charity." The jury dismissed it in under 2 hours. Not because OpenAI was innocent but because Musk waited too long to file the case. The statute of limitations isn't a technicality. It's the law telling you: if you knew something was wrong, you had a deadline to say so. Musk knew by 2021. He sued in 2024. Game over!
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Ubernizer 🪐@Ubernizer_·
@franky_da_1st He explains avoiding direct views of men in POV straight porn previously to stay straight, but now regrets the shift as it occupies much of his mental energy.
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Ghost9ine💀💚@Ghost91ne·
Yemi Alade claims she is pregnant and that Chike is responsible for it. However, the said Chike has refused to take responsibility for the pregnancy."🤔💔
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