Uinta “E9” Based

@thwacknicklaus @freddydoubles Obviously not. We are cut from the same cloth.

@Uinta_Based @freddydoubles Hey, you’re not going to get an argument from Fred and me!

Hit the fuckin ball Nick

@freddydoubles @thwacknicklaus Rules is rules. I got put on the clock in the state am at 15 yrs old. Guess what… I figured out how to play sooner. And felt all of the stress that came with “being on the clock” . It’s good for the player. It’s good for the game. Enforce the fucking rules!

@thwacknicklaus Someone said it was a “classic European slow play” but it should be a classic one stroke penalty and you’re on the clock playing ready golf

@realpcampbell Aggravating truth bro. I feel this.

In the aggregate, will play 100x nicer courses than I can ever conceive. Been playing since I was 2.

@BigDick_Rick420 @HustleBitch_ I’m all good with the police, but I’m more gooder with my constitutional rights.

@Uinta_Based @HustleBitch_ It’s the honorable thing to do bro 🤣

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI BODYCAM JUST DROPPED — AND IT’S WORSE THAN PEOPLE EXPECTED Tiger Woods is seen kneeling on the side of the road… seconds after flipping his SUV. Calm. Disoriented. Trying to explain it. His excuse? “I looked down at my phone… and all of a sudden — BOOM.” But watch what police are seeing in real time: • Glassy eyes • Slurred, slow responses • Struggling to stay steady Now here’s where it flips: • Breathalyzer: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Refused drug test on the spot • Hydrocodone pills reportedly found on him No alcohol… rollover crash… refuses the one test that would explain everything. This is the same pattern people flagged back in 2017. Different crash. Same questions. And now the footage is public. The strangest part? He doesn’t look panicked… he looks used to this. How does someone crash, blow 0.00, refuse testing… and we’re still supposed to believe this is just “distraction”? 📹 - TMZ

@PrinceOfFlint I had a kid blow out my HVAC and dryer vents today. He’s new to golf (a covidian). I have a bunch of unworn masters hats, so I gave him one. He was stoked. I’d never wear it. I have some tshirts from majors and I wear them sometimes. Never to flex. It’s just a tshirt.

Masters merch is not cool or a flex

@TrillWilsosa I just gave an unworn masters hat to the kid that blew out our HVAC and dryer vents.

Winning a ticket in the Masters lottery is 200-1 odds. Having a shirt or hat from the tournament is kind of cool.

@ChuckFBass Sir, I was in an accident, but wanted you to know that your former DIL and granddaughter weren’t with me. Yes, I’m ok.

"Big Don, it's Tiger. Yeah it happened again. If you are going to bomb the shit out of Iran again now be the time. Would really take some heat off me. Call me back."

@BigDick_Rick420 @HustleBitch_ These fkn people think you should just incriminate yourself? We need a hard reset. Starting with the founding documents.

@HustleBitch_ You call yourself a bitch? 😂

@pat_pistol_ii I brush with baking soda. Never had a cavity.

Use a non-fluoride toothpaste and then wait for your dentist to compliment your teeth before you tell them

@MWPutters No player should be able to get away with this. Not penalizing her is weak by the official. She’s penalizing every other player in the field. If you can’t pull the trigger, find another career.

Put a bullet in my head 🤡🔫

@Cackalacman Club Glove. There is no competition.

What are you all using for travel bags to haul golf clubs? Getting ready to travel for first time with clubs and need to protect my sticks.

@buildnbluegrass Like em. Concerned about how it will age…

I always get roasted for black houses… This isn’t black, it’s iron grey!

@KyleGAdema I got more pussy with 112 on than any of these 5 listed.

Top 5 bands with a number in the name* 1. 311 2. The Jackson 5 3. The B-52’s 4. Nine Inch Nails 5. Matchbox 20 *all lists are final.

@DrewDavenportFF Do we have her badge number?

As a defense attorney I’d have a field day at the Motion to Suppress with this video. It might be one of the worst HGN tests l (moving stimulus in front of his eyes) I’ve ever seen - officer has no clue how to do it. Couple other things: 👇🏽

@swampass63929 @FireMeUpFrank Sleep zyn > sleep copenhagen.

@FireMeUpFrank Frank, Consider the bedtime zyns. Best, Uncle “Swamp Ass” Williamson

Top 5 Zyns 1. Golf course zyns 2. Post meal zyns 3. Bar zyns 4. Morning Coffee zyns 5. Playing any sport zyn Open to any and all criticism

@therealmcnair I’m doubling the nassau.

@Uinta_Based Cancel

@BigDick_Rick420 @bobbybagsniffer Just rip her septum piercing out and tell her to make you a sandwich.

@bobbybagsniffer Just asked a chick with blue hair, she was furious

$1.50 millers at 230. Any issues libtards? #crisp

BV you do not want to play against this guy for money. 90% of my venmo transactions are debits to the owner of this putter.

@BeatinTheBookie SHRINK this bullshit into oblivion.

I’d be willing to bet $1000 that Lebron has a Nike Golf line out within 4 years.