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What is Elon's big secret to looking younger in 2024 and today than he did 25 years ago?

TRUMP: *signs his name* Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?

A very drunk Drago passes out 👀

bro thragg is just diiiiiiiferent woah 😳 what an episode! if you’re an invincible fan peep that new episode asap!!

We all see that Clavicular is probably going to like...die, right?

Clavicular thinks being infertile is a mog side effect Interviewer: “I’ve heard you describe yourself as infertile, is that true?” Clavicular: “I haven’t officially been tested but I’ve just been kind of going based on my anecdotal experiences, but yes that is extremely likely due to the fact that I’ve been suppressed for a very long time because of my exogenous hormone usage” Interviewer: “Then why on earth is it worth it?” Clavicular: “Well first of all, that’s honestly like a pretty mog side effect, if you think about it, due to the fact that it’s extremely easy to restart your fertility with things like HMG and HCG” Interviewer: “Mog, mogging, what do you mean by that?” Clavicular: “In that context I just mean it’s awesome, it’s good”

Clavicular says men aren't supposed to be happy. "I have no regard for my own happiness, men aren't supposed to be happy, life is hard, work isn't enjoyable, the gym isn't enjoyable, but it needs to be done, if you want to succeed to the highest level you can't prioritize being happy"