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When you board a cab by 2am at Ikeja going to Ketu and you see "Goodbye to Lagos State" 😂😂😂

Finding out that Asari Dokubo’s real name is Melford Goodhead Jr is frying me.

Bro there was really a time you could book Bolt with ₦500

It’s like Mr Macaroni or Falz in this type of setting and they should be claiming “apolitical” We are not kids. Stop trying to gaslight us. APC slaves is who y’all areeeee.

"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?" Their candidate & party:

Your so-called influencers were testing the ground yesterday. 😂😂😂 “If I no support your candidate”😂 Let's wait for another gaslighting today.🤣

"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?" Their Party, APC:

But in Nigerian parties, despite killing 5 cows, meat is never enough

okay this is valid

I think most of you still treat politics like it’s music or football banter . This is your future fgs . A single bad decision can ruin your entire future!!

Oi look I found Hazard's burner account 😭😭

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Eden Hazard was reportedly thrown out of an Indian restaurant in Madrid today, after asking for a fifth serving of butter chicken despite paying for a buffet. 😳

Some Nigerians think Iran is a slum 😂

Anytime your movie is out, please let us know. I’ll do free PR for you.

Can’t forget my brother bought Venza for 6 million in 2020 and sold it for 15 million in 2025. 😂

This was last year in Southern Niger, near Nigeria's border. These "Islamic Jihadists" have diesel generators, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cash, and Starlink terminals. Every kb of data sent on a Starlink network is traceable and identifiable, and Starlink itself is a US military project. So please explain where semi-literate, "Caliphate-seeking Jihadists" obtained and learned how to use all this equipment; and how they coordinate their operation using internet terminals controlled by the US military, which somehow never shut them down and allowed them keep running even though they definitely knew what they were being used for! And you're supposed to believe that this is some sort of organic religious movement that somehow took some of the world's poorest people in some desolate part of the Sahel - people who cook with firewood and dry cow dung, and who have never handled N15,000 before in their lives - and magically earned them the $40,000 minimum you need to buy the equipment in these pictures; then they somehow learned how to use all these things that they had never seen before by reepating "Allahu Akbar!" 3 times while turning in a circle. At some point you have to look at the material facts of the matter, then look at yourself in a mirror and answer the question, "Am I an absolute dickhead? Am I really this stupid?"

It’s crazy, northern islamic clerics are allowed to do whatever they like, it’s like we’re not bound by the same constitution. An islamic cleric, openly, with a microphone, placed a bounty on the head of a Pastor, for blasphemy. And he’s walking freely. In a secular country.

Ex-President of the AfDB, ex-Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, a Purdue-educated PhD, and first-class economics graduate from OAU. Yet if he decides to run for office today, APC boys will support an MC Oluomo over him and justify it with “na certificate we go chop.”

If Alex Otti touches Lagos, you guys will arrest everyone who has governed your state since '99.

wait i don’t understand. terrorists are protesting?

Everyday I'm convinced that the boys we share this app with, regardless of how streetOTed they present to be - they are ordinary cosplayers. You take Twitter beef offline & go to the location of a faceless account. 😂 ALONE. You're one post away from Naija Confra's page.