Urban Oracle

Someone give me an analysis why Thomas Tuchel starts Noni Madueke ahead of Bukayo Saka

Colonial masters when they’re not holding guns:

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

Congratulations 🥳 to me I am the first person in my family to be blocked by the general 🤭🤭🤭

@256Rootyherman 😅😅

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

Checking in

Where’s the lie?😂👐🏾

With all due disrespect, Kumanyoko please.

Who made this?😳 this match is going to be a MOVIE 🔥

If Bank of Uganda fails, I advise that you try Bank of Africa.

In Uganda you can casually be chilling with 1M and next hours you have 25k😭😭😂

@DeeSandy20 And some relationships end in those same 10 minutes too. 😂

Sex can reveal more about a relationship in 10 minutes than months of texting ever will

All aboard! 🚣‍♂️🇳🇴

Ronaldo’s fans can now smile 🤗😀

Cristiano Ronaldo will not score any goal in this world cup!!! Mark this tweet📌

Mum seeing people praise Messi instead of Ronaldo who has no tattoos

@DeeSandy20 That laugh at the end is the '' I paid for this torture'' laugh I know it too well😂😂

When the instructor is trying to be funny and friendly after mistreating you for 2 straight hours 🌚

Our comrade Christopher Gody, aka King Zale, was abducted by armed soldiers from Kamwokya on 21st April. His abduction took place in the presence of many witnesses. Our legal team filed a Habeas Corpus application, which was finally granted by the High Court on 29th May. Now, the police and military have both filed before the court, denying the existence of Zale in any of their detention facilities. Of course, they have done this in all other cases, including that of our two deputy presidents, who they eventually dumped at police stations. Court orders treated with so much contempt and disregard! #FreeUgandaNow