Umkuluwa🤧

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Umkuluwa🤧

@Use_Jae

Quote: I thought I was right, until I changed my mind and thought I was right again... reminds me to be teachable.| I think out loud on twitter.

Oblivion Se unió Nisan 2022

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·54m

@ceraliza Not wanting to have sex with your partner is also weird behaviour 🤧

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sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️@ceraliza·1h

Getting mad at your partner cause they don’t wanna have S£X with you is weird behavior.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·1h

@flight2timezz Yeah, not to her face 😭

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Flight 📸@flight2timezz·2h

I could never call my girl “my bitch”

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✒️@Literariium·1h

“But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself.” — Albert Camus, A Happy Death

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·1h

@sneminaj What exactly is unclear?

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sine.@sneminaj·2h

How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·3h

@reefcity_ Damn, it probably grips like a retard 🤧

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Reefcity@reefcity_·3h

Nah put it in man, been a long 8 months without it for me to be answering questions

💋@Sweetellavy

dick to your pvssy name a fruit

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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle91·1d

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

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sKy@xnumb9·18h

are you having human feelings you godlike demon

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·6h

@JanaSwart1 You know what? Afriforum isn't so bad. 😭

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Jana Swart@JanaSwart1·9h

it’s matchday in durbbbbzzzz ⚽️🇿🇦

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·6h

@Bokang_BigSis Who tf is your doctor 😭😭

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Big Sis 🇿🇦@Bokang_BigSis·8h

A doctor will never say quit smoking it’s always alcohol 😭

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·7h

@mbalis_bakery They're usually insecure at home 😭

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Mbali Mashinini@mbalis_bakery·9h

Top of the morning

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@Chime_Fave

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Favour Chime@Chime_Fave·20h

boobs to your mouth name a fish

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Leo Tolstoy Literature@LeoTollstoy·19h

You cannot hurt me. I read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Kafka, Nietzsche, Kierkegaard and Camus for fun.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·19h

@KabeloMusic You did Cyan again, didn't you??😭

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PRINCE KAYBEE@KabeloMusic·21h

So Joburg doesn’t have a 24hr pharmacy?

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·19h

@Samuel769878 @DefaultReece

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Sacrilege@Samuel769878·20h

@Use_Jae @DefaultReece Here comes the victim. I'm sure you like to bully people and pretend you're the victim because you're Black.

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Reece@DefaultReece·1d

Too many people wanna be the bully and the victim

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Boipelo@serapeboipelo·21h

If im the problem... Why they always wanna come back? 😫

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@girlala001 @DefaultReece

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.@girlala001·21h

@Use_Jae @DefaultReece its ppl in general stfu

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·23h

@harrisonJNIOR As long as they bring back the recipe too ❄️

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HARRISON fell off ✨@harrisonJNIOR·1d

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.

Attah Akor@attah_akor

Evolution of Coca-Cola

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sine.@sneminaj·1d

Cheating on a pregnant woman is betrayal at its absolute lowest.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·23h

@BRICSinfo "by any means necessary" 🤝

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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·23h

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran's IRGC lowers minimum age for war-related support roles to 12 years old.

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