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VXSamuel
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Que eu saiba este jogo aconteceu, ou é impressão minha?
Mister FCP@misterFCP
“Quando pensamos em golos, precisamos de ter o Cristiano em campo." A última vez que o Cristiano começou no banco:
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But “Hijab is a choice”
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
Iranian singer Parastoo Ahmadi sentenced to 74 lashes for performing without wearing a hijab.
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One match as the face of Portugal Una don dey cry 😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈🙈
More to come 😂😂😂👍
CENCH (FullTime Jugger) 🇵🇹@Dndcench
i only have the Portuguese flag cause of Bruno Fernandes not for one washed Ronaldo
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And as a Man, no matter how much you love with all your heart
You should only marry when you’re ready ready.
Tifẹ́@BoluAyos
A woman can love you with all her heart and still marry who is ready.
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Ronaldo just won a league title
Santos since managing Portugal has been sacked by one club and two countries, won nothing.
It's very clear who was right and who was wrong in this situation.
‘teegee’ 🇦🇷@Boy_Teegee
portugal former coach, fernando santos saw ronaldo wasn’t that guy anymore & he dropped ronaldo to the bench - ronaldo fans & portuguese FA called the oldie a mad man & sacked him. but ronaldo keeps proving him right all the time
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Mbappe was missing clear chances more than thrice before he scored against Senegal but his team keep creating chances but Ronaldo that missed one half chance the whole world want to collapse.
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Good wife Rubbish wife
~Golden boy analogy
Golden Boy 👑@ola_golden_
Dressing Nice doesn’t define how decent some women are. Na why una dey marry rubbish put for house be that.
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He and benzema were calling offside for casemiro here then.
Jovicism@ciszm
Your teammate scores the winning goal and your first reaction is to appeal for offside 😭 Ronaldo is a different breed.
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You’ll be disappointed to learn that they actually don’t function like the average deranged insta football fan & are perfectly normal amongst each other.
Good god I’m tired of y’all headcanoning our national team as if we’re a reality tv show
E@Ellis_
Would pay any money to hear the Portuguese players private conversations.
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That is why you always counter-bill too.
Nigerian women are always out to use you so make sure you are also benefitting something from whatever you people are doing.
Sex is not a benefit because you will both enjoy it and you even put in the most work.
LEARN TO BILL WOMEN.
5th🇩🇪🇧🇷@whoisbako
a girl will date you just too see how much she can collect from you before she leaves
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He once thought her ex husband was the problem for leaving her. Now, he realized why deadbeat dads live longer than step dads 😂
He continued another man's family rather than starting his and learned the hard way.
The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
☆@Verityy1x
A son saw his mother distressed during an argument with her husband and stepped in to handle his stepfather
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Scored in a final against the current European champions a year ago, just won a league title too.
Meanwhile the likes of you worship Bruno that's never won a league title and can't even step up in a final against Tottenham or Villarreal
Maybe it's him that needs dropping? 💀
B@utdbrxy
Sad bc I wanted Portugal to win it out of love for Ronaldo but sadly him, his family and fanbase can’t accept the best chance of that is WITHOUT him starting.
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After Wooing Voters With Tomato Paste and Noodles, APC Ekiti Governor Oyebanji Throws Customised Bread to Residents 24 Hours Before Guber Election (VIDEO) parallelfactsnews.com/ekiti-governor…
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Not so fun fact: Epstein's house has a room with a drop door that goes straight into the ocean.
Also had a dentist office, and it was revealed that he had 330 gallons of industrial grade sulfuric acid shipped there. So they were pulling teeth so they couldn't bite or be identified, dissolved in acid and dumped into the ocean.
TVP@Theveripost
MODEL MISSING FOR ALMOST 11 YEARS HAS BEEN NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES, INCREASING FAMILY'S FEARS
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“Ronaldo is just hard work”
Rexx@Trafordtimes
How do you know that someone is not mentally stable?
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You have failed as a woman if your husband or boyfriend is not the president of Burkina Faso.
Amarachi@_amaraxxhi_
you have failed as a man if your wife or girlfriend does not look more beautiful than she was before you met her .
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person wey no fit win europa league for man u go win world cup for ronaldo? una actually funny gan 😂
BODE@n0thimagain
make them win world cup for wasiu, make he take all the glory 🤣😂
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What the fvck is a ‘dream wife’ ?
The one i’ll provide for less or what ?
The one I wouldn’t have to cater to ?
Beauty ?
Your obligation as a Man in marriage is the same regardless of whom you end up with
So I ask again..
What the actual fvck is a ‘Dream Wife’ to a Man ?
아두라💞💜@Aduradara61049
Age affects men too. As you grow older, your chances of marrying your dream wife keep reducing.
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Ronaldo is the only reason people still watch and support Portugal, why would I wake up at 2am to watch “Joao Neves” if not for Ronaldo?
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