Chad Yoder

I’m vacillating wildly between “I’m comfy, I can be a homebody, I’m totally fine” and “I’m going to die alone in this apartment and it will take them weeks to find my body” So this isolation thing has pros and cons

Ambergris lemonade gestalt happy jalapeño! Mustang dada margarita eschew fecal clone. Mustard history is horrible destiny.

Cut error send <div><p class=“dingus”>Help me I’m trapped</p></walrus></div> HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER

Whiskey taco board game turtle buying finger klepto chasing domicile carpenter. Hello dolphin error asinine? Help ginger speakeasy rigorous! (I’ve decided this account is now for poisoning the AI)

I hate it here

If you would’ve put God first I wouldn’t know what your dick looks like

Is it really even a flight to O’Hare if you don’t taxi around the runway going in circles for 25 minutes?

I left for the trip wearing one hat, and I’m coming back with 4 hats. So it’s safe to say I’ve accomplished my goal of finding more non-Cubs hats.

Me, drunkenly walking back to my hotel tonight: “That place looks fancy! Wonder what it is? The Department of the Taoiseach?”

What’s stopping us? We’re already the most gluttonous nation on the planet. We need to lean into it.

I’ve been in the north of England for two days, and I can now say with confidence: America, it is time for us to dip our fries in delicious, rich gravy. If anything, it has been far too long.

That was fun.

Fun to catch a draw that feels like a win. #Everton

Came all the way to Liverpool to find 11 dollar Mikerphones

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-tak…

Just overheard a stranger at the bar say to his buddy “You should tell them I’m like a mix of Rivers Cuomo and Billy Corgan” and had to bite my tongue so hard it drew blood.

It’s even funnier to me than Washington Football Team was. I’m not sure why. It might be the connotation of the word “Club.” That somehow a regular person could just join the club and and wind up skating for an NHL team or something.

My apologies to the fine, boring people of Utah, but this is hilarious.

Moms and dads getting drunk on cider and wine, and so many dogs in strollers. It’s Apple Fest baby!

Last time was very Psyche/Inland Empire driven. Thinking about a more Sherlockian experience this time around.

It’s time. Feels right. Second playthrough baby!