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I'm just going to stop talking about the salem effect stuff at this point. People who live perfect lives simply can't understand those who haven't. One they their personality-based pseudopsychology will shatter into pieces, and they'll have to make grilled cheese.

@Whotfismick 🛁🫟 🐊⚠️

you may be old, but are you THIS old ???

This makes for an interesting physics demonstration. When you put the air under the sheet and close most of the openings off the air stays in for a few seconds Because the air pressure inside is about the same as outside

Game idea: Minion Rush but its a scientology speedrun

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@NostalgiaFolder We had something called ReadingPlus. It sucked. We had to get so many (usually 2) combos a week. Combos are earned by scoring 80% or higher on 2 consecutive story quizzes. If you get 80% but then 75% then you don't get a combo and have to start over.

Who remembers Accelerated Reader?

@lovedropx Idea for fans of sodium: sodium soup Step 1: cut sodium metal into smaller chunks Step 2: boil water on the stove Step 3: add the sodium Step 4: epic soup

Super Mario World player accused of skipping to credits with yoshi item scheme

I don't talk about this a lot because im genuinely afraid to

@woofknight Imagine using AI to portray something that the current generations barely understand at all

Just saw someone posted a picture of their sick cat and said "10 years of bad luck if you don't pray for them" Really? You're using your dying cat as engagement bait? I would go into my own experience with cat deaths but last time i did that I got absolutely scolded on reddit.

So they belong in the cafeteria?

@RespectfulMemes Green fire is hotter than yellow fire but cooler than cyan fire

McDonald’s Late Night Mascot: Mac Tonight

@TopCatScientist Having a 0.π GPA implies that the student is attending an infinite amount of classes while simultaneously failing some and all of them at the same time

language barrier be damned

@glarkonist "Hacked by CCP Thugs" ahh alarm

How it feels

@HubPointless I seem to be missing some context

Just back from the store. They didn’t have that thing you wanted but they did have this

Umas like you Umas like me Umas got a lot of big things that shes gonna do Oobis her brother Shes small, Hes big Uma is everyones friend grampu loves them all Oh Uma, Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma Shes got a lot to see, shes got a lot to do And shes got a LOT TO DO WITH JUMPSCARING

@lettersfromjuno As a child I became attached to this show but mainly Uma. So much so that the Uma I knew eventually became a separate character entirely. She really really enjoys going to the city that Texas Roadhouse was founded in.

Remember who you are, weird girl

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@dazairena This is why they didn't bring back the concert hall

Making my friends live in the mr beast penis egg