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@_AssMaster5000_

No lizardfolk or psychic vampires 😡 Sexy alien ladies are welcome (must look freaky with big sexy bulbous head or i'm not fucking interested)

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Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
How would you describe Will Smith's son Jayden's fashion sense?
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AssMaster5000@_AssMaster5000_·
@Rothmus You know they want you to snap and use violence so they can label you all a threat just for talking about the conspiracy, right?
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During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?
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@hotwire405 haha yeah i would've raped the shit out of her 👌👌👌 whoops 🤣
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Capt KEVman!!!@hotwire405·
NOW HOLD ON............I now know why I could NOT be a Chiropractor!!! I would get in trouble!!
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@ywnbact real water drinkers know it's too cold and dream about it anyway
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RT @klara_sjo: I may have noticed something. Are we still allowed to notice things here?
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Tim Pool@Timcast·
its all fun and games in politics until you get elected and then meet the people from the future that control our government and you are helpless
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GameTechPolitics@GTP_Podcast·
I’ve struggled to say this publicly bc of the trolls, the eye rolls, etc… but screw it by now you all should know that doesn’t bother me. So here’s the truth… Do you want to know what Tucker Carlson is afraid of? Ask him if I’m correct and he will either be silent or spill the
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Kitten 🐈@kitten_beloved·
. @nikitabier can we please do something about these people next
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@Rainmaker1973 this is staged the explosion doesn't even originate from the thrown object
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«Instant karma» [📹 imakeupartister]
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