Ben Ager

The 2nd dolphin was like “YESSIR DAP ME UP” 😭😂

Yer bird bangs her snooker cue on the floor and says shot mate

What. A. Moment.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥 Havertz goal ✅ Ronaldo goal ✅ Botka card ✅ Kimpembe card ✅ THE 100/1 IS A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 18+ begambleaware.org

@England WHAT YOU PLAYING AT…

@FootyAccums @HeapKye @kierankanani

When you message the Whatsapp group your tip for the first race at Cheltenham and it falls at the first hurdle:

Never been prouder of this England squad me, got Sterling calling out racists, dinnerlady Rashford embarrassing the government, Maguire spent his summer scrapping foreign cops and now these two celebrating England debuts by grafting local princesses, you really love to see it

The most iconic goals in the Premier League from the last decade. A thread:

This gets funnier and funnier every time you watch it 🤣🤣

What. a. win! England have beaten New Zealand to reach the @rugbyworldcup final 🙌🌹 #CarryThemHome #RWC19 #ENGvNZL

@GoHardTeezy @kierankanani Peroni not Corona

For those who haven’t seen it, here is Messi’s sensational freekick and goal number 600 for @FCBarcelona

Honestly, Little Britain released in 2019 would have lasted less than 5 minutes 😭😭😂😂😂😂

I canny stop typin twitter.com/michaelnewman4…

AND THAT'S THAT! #MUFC book our place in the #UCL quarter-finals in the most dramatic fashion thanks to @MarcusRashford's injury-time penalty!

When she wanks you off and sucks your balls at the same time

@AaronHooper @BrandonWestern7

Don’t understand the hype over this video🤷🏻‍♂️ - elite level players at the top of the pyramid regarding professional football, should be making it look as easy as they are.

Insta stories are a no go today then. Birds saying they’ve had a mint year by sharing 200 pictures of their week in Ibiza where they sat in Ocean Beach and sniffed bash off Wayne Lineker’s old, wrinkly, pecker. Sling it, nobody is arsed.

My guy got booted so hard he farted and then yanked a tree out of the ground to throw it at a geeza, thanks for all your submissions but this is the greatest fight of all time