Embry Call

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@cherishdanae @_Quil_Ateara I just saw this. I’m still around. ❤️

@SeattleWillow @Jacob_OCRPG @_Quil_Ateara @Billy_Black @Pixie_Vamp @Southern_Ease @Abstract_Kendra @ClaireQA What I’ve learned is that people who do shit like that don’t like to be called out. They would have to admit they’re guilty so they hide and lie. See ya @ClaireQA

Good to know. I’m not down with another Claire. And yeah @Abstract_Kendra you are definitely the crazy bitch around here. Whomever stole Claire’s account is worse though. That’s your compliment for the year.

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow @JoshuaAHarker @Old_Quil Dude... stop.

@SeattleWillow @_EmbryC @JoshuaAHarker @Old_Quil Me too. *smiles at you* I miss the privacy and coming home to you, being able to do whatever we want. ...Walking around naked after a shower without being told “the neighbors are gonna see you, boy!” all the time. >.>

Cool out here on the beach with just that light drizzle of rain here and there.. aka the perfect bonfire night in La Push.

@SeattleWillow @_Quil_Ateara @JoshuaAHarker @Old_Quil I’ll have to come by tomorrow and check out @Jacob_OCRPG’s work and see if he passes inspection. Maybe I’ll make you that new dessert I’m working on!

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow @JoshuaAHarker +Unfolds his chair by the fire away from the smoke.+ So what did I miss today? Are you back in your kitchen and house this weekend? >.> Sorry about all that again. I still feel bad about it.

@SeattleWillow @_EmbryC @JoshuaAHarker *rolls his eyes at the mention of Josh* I bet he would. *reaches over to the cooler to get something to drink* Yes, I still pretty much hate him. :P

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow My boss is a slave driver. +Gives Willow a smirky look+ Whips and chains and all that.

@_EmbryC @SeattleWillow I don’t know what you’re talking about. >_> *smirks, putting his arm around Willow* Where’ve you been today, Embry?

@SeattleWillow @_Quil_Ateara @Jacob_OCRPG @Only_Leah @JTheFireWolf @RebelSeth Only if we can all go for a first of the year dive.

Those of us who aren’t bothered by the cold should take advantage of an empty beach and bonfires this week. It’s been too long. @_EmbryC @Jacob_OCRPG @SeattleWillow @Only_Leah @JTheFireWolf @RebelSeth Who’s in?

@SeattleWillow @_Quil_Ateara @Jacob_OCRPG @Hayley_Maki @Old_Quil I don’t give up that easy. I guess I’ll have to take the class instead of just watching the commercial and trying it on my own. They never said anything about fires.

We are actually trusting @_EmbryC with our gas stove, but he’s doing really well! It smells like REAL fried chicken in here and I’m getting pretty hungry. 🍽 (@SeattleWillow)

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow @Jacob_OCRPG @Hayley_Maki @Old_Quil You don’t have to do that if you don’t want to. I mean it. I could stay in a hotel or something. +Tries to clean some of the mess up.+

@SeattleWillow @_EmbryC @Jacob_OCRPG @Hayley_Maki *sighs, still looking over the damage* You don’t have to do that, man.. I’ll call @Old_Quil, I guess. See if we can stay the night since he has an extra room. Honestly, he’d probably love the company.

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow @Jacob_OCRPG YES. You’re staying with @Hayley_Maki and me. Get some stuff and I’ll stay on the couch. You have my room.

@SeattleWillow @_EmbryC @Jacob_OCRPG First we find out where we’re going to sleep tonight before patrol, because we can’t be here with all this.. *wets his lips* And we can find out about the insurance and stuff. They usually send someone out to look at....this... *gestures to the destroyed kitchen* right?

@SeattleWillow @_Quil_Ateara @Jacob_OCRPG Will, I swear I’ll fix it. +Swipes his hand through his hair.+ It’s just part of the kitchen and I’ll come every day after work.

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow I could bake it. Well except it’s covered in white stuff. +Frowns, feeling awful+ You guys. I’m so sorry. For real. That wasn’t supposed to happen. I’ll fix it. @Jacob_OCRPG can help me.

@_EmbryC @SeattleWillow *exhales, growling softly, but calms down* It’s not TOO bad. It could have been a lot worse. *rubs his hand over his face, still breathing deeply* And we didn’t even get the lava cake!!

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow You guys.... I think the chicken is done. +looks beyond sheepish and like he might make a run for it out the kitchen door.+

@SeattleWillow @_EmbryC Damn.. Embry, you’re lucky you don’t have this extinguisher up your ass right now. *sets it down and opens the door and the windows, still coughing*

@_Quil_Ateara @SeattleWillow It’s fire, Quil. +Starts fanning it with the dish towel that also catches on fire. Throws it on the floor.+ Shit!!

@_EmbryC @SeattleWillow 😳 OH MY GOD!! Embry!! You can put water on it!! *rushes over, but the flame’s too big to cover* SHIT! Where’s the whatchacallit?!?