Kirk Sutherland

Chesney suffers from a disease called "ugly ginger bastard". For £5 a month you can help Chesney dye his awful hair.

Fuck Gail Platt.

Just spotted Eileen Grimshaw in B&M, had to leg it out the fire exit to be sick 😷

Can I get vaccinated against Gail Platt?

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“Cocaine? Nah, never heard of it mate.” twitter.com/LucaDivesDeep/…

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This new Craig David song is shit!! 🤔

@scatatkins @metpoliceuk You witnessed it and you did nothing to stand up to him. You let a lady stand up to him, who was possibly very scared and worried about what might happen to her as a result of her bravery. The guy is firmly in the wrong, but you are a coward. Too interested in getting RTs + likes

Around noon I witnessed appalling anti Semitic abuse towards this Jewish Family on the northern line. Fair play to other passengers who stood up to him. If you recognise the guy please report to ⁦@metpoliceuk⁩

Everyone hates cyclists! 🚴🏼🐑😂

This is the greatest fight of all time! 😂😂😭

Just seen a wasp off for a game of Quidditch 😳

When the pub is calling and nothing's going to get between you and that first pint 🍻🍻

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Oh dear! Windass just ordered a margarita and Sean asked if he wanted a sugared rim! He's gone fucking ballistic!

Has anyone ever actually answered a WhatsApp voice call or is that just an urban legend??

Your dad sells Avon