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I was worried about attracting negative attention at ORD for taking out my retainers in public and thus I am grateful for the woman next to me who suddenly started yelling and dropping F bombs over the phone to a friend who crossed her “of all days, on the day of her trial”

@CaltrainAlerts no 306 or 110 spotted with no alert and no train on the live map??

today at a team lunch my vp asked my teammates and i what we like to read. i went first and said i listen to fiction mystery audiobooks .. next teammate says she is reading audio generative AI papers .. next teammate says he "reads"? full-stack engineering online courses ... :/

i get performance anxiety turning right on red

neil re-ordered body wash since we were out (so sweet) but when he went on amazon the same bottle was $46, so he bought it for me & cheaper body wash for him ... but the body shop bottle retails for $20 this is how the amazon resellers make a profit. poor clueless boyfriends

i hope jk rowling doesn't get royalties from my top youtube videos of the last 6mo all being harry potter pomodoro / study with me in hogwarts library videos

IYKYK

i guess i also got a dexascan in 2021 and opted in to have photos taken to be in a research study, but the only feedback i got then was "are you sure you want to be photographed in a bathing suit" .... so um i prefer my greek grandmother wedding tailor

getting my wedding dress tailored has been interesting because it's the most thoroughly i've had my body assessed since being a teenager "these leg muscles are very large - do you bike?" "i need to teach some women with dresses like this some glute exercises, but you are all set"

have I texted Neil 20 times today after he left for his bachelor party 8 hours ago??? sure but co-owning dogs actually makes that a very cool thing to do. any man would be so excited to receive these photos it’s a bonus that talking to your dogs when alone is also very cool.

i did a group run at work, came back to my desk, and another coworker was interested but asked a series of increasingly important, savage qs: > why did we only go for 3.5 miles? > who made us turn back? > who was getting the most tired? > 9:45 pace? isn't that quite slow?

I really have gotten scammed in 3 different ways in the last month is there some kind of record I can shoot for??

there are whole companies out there to help people combine 2 names for a wedding hashtag, but not to help combine the *15* players on your fantasy football league into a single team name. hugely underserved market segment

honestly the only person I consistently see every time I go back home is the manager of the local CVS who has worked there since I was in middle school

@achxvi alliesfantasybachelor.com

I'm looking to buy TINY SaaS startups. Prices between $2K - $10K We need "tinyacquire" Where should I look?

when I get emails “from Max” this is who I picture

cam roll when you can’t see for shit

started getting a bit more into running a couple weeks ago and now at 1am on Saturday night I am just reading a wikihow article about how to run a faster 800??

#DubNation will miss you, Jordan, but welcome to Washington, D.C.