Jesse_Altraide

Losses will be celebrated Draws will be exaggerated Wins will be downplayed This will be the greatest hatewatch of the season. Lord see me through

1 English team 1 French team 1 German team 1 Spanish team Poetic

You watch games like this and you’ll realize that the rubbish we are doing in the premier league isn’t football. It just can’t be football

“Think being broke was better” is the most unrelatable and disrespectful bar I’ve ever heard a nigga rap

I’m in love with this sentence: “The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you so far.”

capital oh, profit oh, savings oh... i don chop all.

Finally!!! It’s matchdayyyyyyyyyyy🏄🏾‍♂️

If Arteta goes to the Etihad next weekend with the gameplan being not to lose, he will lose.

hey so don’t ever do no shit like that again

Está generación no vio a Ross, Rachel y Chandler intentar subir un sillón

guy my girl is fucking beautiful arghhhhhhh.😭

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These 3 weeks without United has felt like 3 months.

@theonayoworitso I really don’t blame you

This is how @_altraide behaves on a normal day

As a nigga currently going through a lot, i can always tell when i see another nigga going through a lot

When I count my blessings, I count my mother twice. What a woman!

“church-owned universities” a societal disease

My dad once he opens the door "Where's your mom?" Bro answer my greetings first your wife is inside

ngl, not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience to me