brie

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brie

@_cestlabrie

2(redacted) years old. aries slander account. big fan of bands from New Jersey. Managing guest lists for a living.

NYC babyyy Se unió Kasım 2012

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jody@jodytu·1d

gaps in NY relationships: - borough gap (manhattan vs. brooklyn) - summer gap (hamptons vs. rockaway beach) - apartment gap ($4.2k studio vs. "my parents' place") - day party gap (mr. purple vs. the lot radio) - friday night gap (table at gospel vs. bushwick warehouse)

Aarti@Aartiutwani

gaps in SF relationships: - commute gap (city vs. south bay) - tech gap (startup vs. faang) - poly gap (enm vs. monogamous) - hustle gap (building next unicorn vs. touching grass at 4:20) - flakiness gap (confirms then ghosts vs. actually shows up) - housing gap (rents a closet in the mission vs. sleeps in the office) - weather gap (55° foggy sf only vs. santa cruz weekends) - ambition gap (burning man + ayahuasca vs. kids + marin backyard)

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jake@wormpuller·3d

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

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brie@_cestlabrie·2d

It’s soooo hard being the favorite n cool cousin that’s assigned bff’s by all the lil kids

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brie@_cestlabrie·3d

I love flax seeds I think they’re the best seed

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Cloudy ⛅ (real angel)@oncloud_e·5d

jacked off all trades or a master of cum

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Soph ☀︎@sooaappyy__·5d

do you fuck with pretty girls who are a little odd

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SITA@raspberhrriies·4d

phoebe bridgers performing “silk chiffon” with MUNA at coachella 2023

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E.@itselisaaaaa·5d

and for the lady, perhaps an extra long glizzy and a margarita at yankee stadium

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ari ☆@filesofarike·5d

im just a sweet girl with big soft boobs I don't deserve this.

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Mia Perfect 😐@wormlover92·5d

*Before sex* Can we both be the boy?

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ju!es ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆@afrutacitrica·4d

sinto muita falta da phoebe bridgers papo reto mas se ela voltasse agora eu acho que minha vida estaria em perigo

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Medusa@Gorgon_Girl·6d

And for the lady, perhaps a man who means what he says.

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rabid dog@unrequiet·31 Mar

people flirt with me and then run away after #whatdatmean

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mae@fckoffmaebe·31 Mar

would you spit beer down my throat at a baseball game if i asked

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New York City Council@NYCCouncil·31 Mar

the park is calling. unfortunately so are your responsibilities

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Alexia Bonatsos@alexia·30 Mar

Apple's new Sleep program (via Health app), which somehow turns on by itself and fades your alarm so low that you're at risk of sleeping through it, is the worst feature Apple has ever launched.

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Pop Base@PopBase·31 Mar

3 years ago today, boygenius released ‘the record.’

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brie@_cestlabrie·31 Mar

I’ve watched my parents bury so many of their friends. Every phone call from my mom is someone is sick this person is dying or dead and I don’t know how people are supposed to use move along

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