Ms. Diamond

Laaaaaa laaa la la wait till I get my money right 📌

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

@ysuckme $1000

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you may get by March 27.

@KeruboSk Peak adhd experience

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

studies show that r*pe cases have dropped significantly in countries where they have given students “consent classes” so in conclusion men are like dogs, you have to train them young to have basic human decency because most of them lack common sense

I don’t care how independent she looks. Give her money. Buy her things. Let her feel provided for.

It’s rough out here but I’m still believing the love, career, art I dream about are all attainable to me and coming 🔜

@SantanaPanashe @Munyah_Wacho Ykw hell yeah

@_dimnd @Munyah_Wacho Unless he got 9 lives 😭

Wildlife and Snake Experts, I need help here. At the compound I’m living there are a lot of trees. Nhasi padonha nyoka, a Green Mamba from the tree facing my door. We chased it nematombo neboys but we all failed to hit it, it managed to climb and hop trees now no one can see it. Problem is, I’m going mad! I know there’s a Green Mamba out there but I can’t see it, and it’s probably seeing me 😭😂😂. Ndodii?? What should I do?? How do we lure it out and kill it, or what can I use to repel it at least ndifeele safe. I figured out payadonha, it was on a weak branch ichi timira a lizzard, a moderately heavy wind blew, broke the branch zvikadonha zvese nenyoka. It was reall long, thin neck and head, thin tail, bulgey middle and a shiny green back.

@steezy10_ I did twice. I keep having scary dreams

Why are you not sleeping yet??

i'm just a girl standing in front an emotionally unavailable man asking him to get tf out of my life

This is a great thesis statement for an argumentative essay

Saw a mans post that said “Y'all can keep the girls that wanna go 50/50. l like mine showing me hauls of what she bought with my card” and all I can say is, may that type of man find me!

Men seem to think because you’re independent, you’re not materialistic. Silly geese.

I had to go get a very unpleasant procedure done at the lady doctor. It was one I've had before and I was DREADING it, but...apparently times have changed?? Because not only did they numb the absolute shit out of me, they brought a woman into the room specifically to HOLD MY HAND the whole time. Which somehow helped immensely. Then, when we were done, the doc (who was wonderful) told me to go get myself a treat. As I was leaving, I got on the elevator, and this insanely beautiful woman slipped on just as the doors were closing. And guys, she had a box of donuts. SPRINKLE DONUTS. I have no idea who she was, but she said, "would you like one?" And I said, "I was just instructed to get myself a treat, so YES." It was delicious. Anyway, I think this needs to be the new standard of care. Boatloads of lidocaine, hand-holding, and magical donut fairies in the elevator.

they think bc you not poor that means you don’t want money & gifts from them. silliest thought process ever.

He says ‘it was consensual.’ She says ‘I said no three times.’ The court asks her for texts, witnesses, and a perfect memory. The court asks him for nothing. That’s not burden of proof. That’s burden of womanhood.

not all heroes are 6ft 🙏

Why don’t we learn our Constitution & Acts in Zimbabwean schools from primary level all the way to tertiary? It should be compulsory so that we understand these things before we break the law or commit crimes. Sometimes, people only learn about the law after they’ve been arrested. I know we can read it on our own, but it really should be a required subject in school.

@SantanaPanashe @Munyah_Wacho 😭😭😭😭

@Munyah_Wacho Haaa tamai mdara

Black people actually have every reason to be angry at the world

career anxiety hits at random hours of the day.