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don't bother me in my enclosure I'm having enrichment time

Se unió Kasım 2020
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Guys I forgot I was boiling eggs the water completely evaporated and I didn't notice until I heard an egg pop from getting cooked in an empty pan 😭😭😭😭
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him talking abt hucklerobby vs him talking abt whitaker and amy son😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Me with my coffee pot waiting for a creamer I don't even like....
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I literally just wanted coffee creamer real quick bc I ran out and I'm busy cleaning and making breakfast- tell me why they sent me a guy 40 minutes away to get this creamer
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Imagine my mom in the club stimming out with the straw in her drink omg the tragedy
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My mom was not clubbing if you knew her you would know this was the best possible outcome for her
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Oh btw I watched The Drama a few weeks ago and it sincerely gave me the same gut churning level of anxiety that I have not felt since high school. Genuinely a really good thriller and I felt so disappointed but also empathetic to both Zendaya and Robert's characters.
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I refuse to believe men being unable to find the clitoris is actually a thing. You open it up and it's literally right there like a video game boss critical hit zone.
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