Friendly, but not your friend.

as if you the birthday is peak intellectual dialogue

When a woman has a bad attitude. I think some of them think it makes them look cool, but seeing a grown adult act like a spoiled teenager gives me extreme second hand embarrassment

“My son doesn’t come home anymore since he went for NYSC, I don’t know what we did”

This is quite literally me every day of the week

Please don’t scroll past this without sharing. me having NOMORE INSULIN my life very much depends on this.

If the first time you’re seeing this new note rumor is from this account itself, repost this.

Me in that Criminal Litigation exam😔

this is like when king bumi took off his robe & we found out unc was ripped

😂😭

As a firstborn, there’s nothing I hate more than this rubbish

there are two versions of me at work 1.highly competent 2.staring at my screen like I’ve never read before

Ladies and gentlemen, a special grade violation

me everytime the dialogue leads to the invincible title screen

He has not replied, it’s been two days. This is normal for him, but instead of telling myself stories of his inconsistency and complaining/worrying, I’m just gonna remind myself that yes, I really did enjoy seeing him, nothing can change that, it doesn’t depend on his response.

What atheists mean to say when they ask rhetorical questions like this is not that mo Christian has been able to answer the question, but that the atheist did not like or even understand the answer. - The Christian answer is that God did not send Jesus earlier because history unfolds in the “fullness of time,” not on a rushed timeline. - The flood is presented as judgment on widespread corruption, not as a simple reset meant to permanently fix humanity. - It still “accomplished” something in the biblical story: it judged evil, preserved Noah’s family, and set up the covenant that follows. - The flood is also seen as pointing forward to Christ and baptism, so it has symbolic and theological meaning beyond the immediate event. - Jesus comes later because the Bible presents salvation as a gradually revealed story, with earlier events preparing people to understand sin, covenant, sacrifice, and redemption. - The flood did not solve the deeper human problem, because Christianity says external judgment cannot change the human heart. - The hardest issue is moral: the story includes the death of women, children, babies, and animals, and Christians should not pretend that is easy. - The final Christian answer is that the cross answers the flood problem more fully than the flood itself, because Jesus is the deeper remedy for evil and sin. If God had sent Jesus instead of the flood, those people would have killed Jesus just as the Jews and the Romans did. God makes covenants. He made a covenant with a man (Adam), then with a family (Noah), then with a tribe (Abraham), then with a nation (Israel), then with the world (through Jesus), and the unfolding of human history is there to show that the human rebellion has bad consequences, but the best way to redeem humanity is through self-sacrificial love (the cross).

@ewaooluwa And then there’s me, who knows today is someone’s birthday and tomorrow is someone else’s birthday, but can’t bring myself to physically open the damn WhatsApp and just say happy birthday😔 Been giving me anxiety all day

One of the most effective things I've done in maintaining my relationships this year is to add to my calendar the birthdays of people I'd like to remember and send wishes to, with reminders on the day and the day before.

Body go tell you, no worry.

THis is what you use when you have trouble shooting.

Sure. One condition though. I will collect your phone and you don't get to ask me which station you're going. You get your phone back after the accused person makes bail. If you say anything that outs you as a policeman. You don't get your phone back.