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Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*
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First in my bloodline to get played by a 2/10 chopped guy
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when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on
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you wouldn’t be overreacting if you killed him
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A guy I know was commenting on my daughter’s body. How she is well built and curvy etc. She is a 3yo. I got scared. I cut him out of my life and people are saying I'm overeacting.
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if i Had a boyfriend i would act really fuckign crazy and Then ask him if he thinks im crazy
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male urge to drive in poor weather conditions
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Honey get in the car. We have to go to the store because we're retarded and it's christmas eve
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