Alan John

@Greginho23 @CharlieP2304 The penny will drop mate. Don’t worry

@CharlieP2304 Strange didn’t realise Newcastle was in London

Longest trip ever for an English club since …… Chelsea the other month

@FtblJoe @TheVillaWatch

Aston Villa fans were singing “Geordie scum” by the 60th minute while they are 1-0 up with an offside goal that was allowed to stand. By the 73rd minute half of the stadium was empty, silenced by Tonali’s excellent strikes and Woltemade’s nail in the coffin 😂 Go home rats

@MagpieMediaX @TheVillaWatch

Unreal 😂 #NUFC #AVFC

@AVFCOfficial @TheVillaWatch what?

We bow out of the FA Cup.

@TheVillaWatch Have that ya weird little nonce!!

Is Bruno really injured or is he waiting for us to offer him Champions League football and using this as an excuse? Would only take him as backup for Tielemans 🔮⭐️💫 #AVFC

@NUFCMurph Possibly the dumbest analogy ever!

My oven has started cooking meals at lukewarm temperature and has for quite a awhile now, not gonna bother buying a new one though. It once cooked me unreal food, and i should remember where i was before i bought that oven.

I can’t stop watching it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Pooliemags1Ttv Do you think it would work better as a link up with Wissa?

Just me who doesn’t think Woltemade works as a number 10 #nufc

@agbnufc_ Do you think Elanga will come good?

Morning latte thoughts, definitely more dangerous with Wissa on the pitch in 4-3-3. Miley should be starting most games, Ramsey looked better. Still nowhere near our best but some cause for optimism.

Jamie Carragher was literally still at Liverpool when Luis Suarez tried to force a move to Barcelona. He didn’t get the move and got 31 goals in 33 games for them instead.

And then proceeded to racially abuse the opposition 👍

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

I did this for Alexander Isak #NUFC

@harrybellerby17 Got me and I was on the couch watching TV with the kids mate 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mental this

@Willrichcol Why are Boro fans so rattled? Why do we bother you so much? You’re nothing to us.

Winning your first cup in 70 years with billionaire Saudi owners, or winning it with a chairman born and raised in your hometown? I know what I'd choose #UTB

@mar_utb14 Imagine being this bitter cos ya couldn’t score against fuckin Luton 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone who wants to see Newcastle win so they can “do it for the North East” need their hard drives checking I can’t lie. All scouse today. #LFC

Liverpools squad warming up for tonight’s PSG fixture: