Caprisong

The dichotomy of man

single & not looking .. we can go eat tho

the one gay who tweeted that Grindr was no fun when ur hot & they said oh u must be having the time of ur life then 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

… y para el señor un poquito de common sense y ya que andamos ahí un tantito de madre, gracias.

La temporada de “no merece mi energia” queda oficialmente inagurada

Se solicita diseño de sonrisa para este paciente.

Yo sin hacerle daño a nadie:

date just told me he has two long term boyfriends but is looking for a summer fling I’m about to order an angel shot and ruin both our days

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

regret to inform that katy perry has now lost the pilates community roar came on shuffle in class today and instructor said “absolutely not” and changed it within 3 seconds

No todo es terapia, a veces hay que alcoholizarse.

Hear me out too

Chequen el juego de colores de esta casa de Luis Barragán: es poesía pura.

Cultura mexicana

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

dating me is like eating a cookie then realizing it was an edible two hours later

I think books don’t let you read them until you’re ready. Until it’s the right time.