Allie Goldberg

Men love asking my dog if he just got back from the gym

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

Ok literally why did he win every award tonight #GoldenGlobes

Mom + Dad #GoldenGlobes

Who’s better than you?! #GoldenGlobes #heatedrivalry

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFS ONLY. 🤔

Addressing the nation during the Survivor finale is a level of audacity I wasn’t prepared for. #survivor49

The real Black Friday deal? Email Subscription Awareness Day. Unsubscribing like my life depends on it… right after I snag the promo code..

Always rooting for my boo #survivor

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

The @hinge subway smut is unhinged.

@ShauhinDavari You were my favorite from day 1! Played such an honest, loyal and meaningful game. Well done!!

I enjoyed every single second. I played Survivor.

Absolutely diabolical

Hey! Im actually all set on this one! @hulu @HandmaidsOnHulu

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All workdays should end at 3. But start at 10. You only really need 10-3 for productivity.

#hulu was the real loser tonight omg

anthropologie is less a store to me and more something akin to a children’s museum sensory experience

Mothers. #Oscars

@ettahehe He loves it though 😂

@alliegshow They did him dirty

No notes. #oscar #Oscars2025