Alex

@pens0404 This is some Judas ass behavior

and just like that suddenly i’m not upset he’s gone

@Csbicepvein @mk92luvr William Eklund

@mk92luvr Who is he?

He’s gonna get posted on gay twitter now

@NHLJets Not a Jets fan but I fuck with this post because fuck AI

Reject modernity (AI slop jersey swap) Embrace tradition (Apple pencil)

@thundersuckles You can either win cups or be have a nice head of hair, you can't have both

the leafs are plagued by a really specific type of baldness

@jackiespiegel93 I didn't know he was a TRAITOR

Forward Noel Acciari on signing with the #Flyers last week: "Choosing Philly was an easy decision. Seeing how their momentum was after the break — it's a young team, to be able to do what they did, was pretty special to watch & play against & I just wanted to be a part of that."

@sidmeowsby Yes! I need a way to remember my dead husband

fuuuuuck guys… would anyone still want penguins stu keychains…

@miseryecstasy He's so cunt I love him

making nicki faggy as hell might be the best choice made this season

@WhyAzure_ Kyle Dubas you better have a good fucking explanation

My spoons has been taken My cookie has been taken My moustache man has been taken My fucking cliff bar has been taken

to my friends stuart skinner, noel acciari, connor clifton, ryan shea, anthony mantha, and kevin hayes. rest now brothers. we have the watch, and i'll see you in valhalla.

@nyyfever Gone but never forgotten 😭💔

@goaliepilled Bro Kyle Dubas is trading away all our defense 😭😭

i feel genuinely sad for hockey fans who are only in it for the yaoi and whimsy moments bc you’re missing out on the joys of reaching the worst states of despair anyone has ever experienced while discussing contracts with your oomfs.

@nyyfever I made this face both times I saw the trade notification

WE JUST LOST COOKIE AND STU OH MY GOD 💔💔

@SensFanNL I would not eat any food served by these two fools

Who on this planet is asking for Tkachuk content?

@MartiniHockey TF are you talking about? He has good stats and his save percentage is pretty good

When your own NHL career was so sad, you get your jollies by shitting on a kid’s NHL Draft moment, for the sake of taking a shot at the team drafting him… #CBJ #KevinWeekesCanGoFuckHimself

@PuckReportNHL The Panthers are collecting players people hate like the infinity stones

BREAKING: #FlaPanthers acquire UFA rights to Radko Gudas from #FlyTogether for UFA rights to AJ Greer.

@hockeyjtm JUSTIN WHO TF IS WE

poor gavin mckenna with that horrific introduction from justin bieber

@GenosDawgs Be nice to them they're just kids 😭

do the ruck twins have two sets of teeth each or

@ARBERXHEKAJS He looks like a nice young man, it would be real funny if the parking lot thing is true

STOP COMPARING EVERY SINGLE WASIAN HOCKEY PLAYER TO THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER, YALL ARE MENTAL