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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1h

@century_orion Zhongli and childe

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Holy Grailblazer@century_orion·1d

@alpha_wolfinst I think they're both adults with a big age gap, that's why he calls him a kid

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1d

Also, most people with a common sense wouldn't call their partner a "kid" just saying

lumi@dainlou

see this ship leaves a weird taste

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1h

@SereneGomz Weird either way

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Serene Gomez@SereneGomz·1d

@alpha_wolfinst "Kid" isn't really an accurate translation.

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1h

@Coilshotyaoi

QME

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𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙽𝚞𝚕𝚕 / 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚠@Coilshotyaoi·26 May

If my daughter🧑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩comes out as🌈GAY🌈I AM GETTING HER🧪🔬a RHINE LABS INTERNSHIP🏢🧑‍🔬because YOU KNOW🧠👀 the women there are👅F🤞R🤯E🤤A😍K💦Y👄and 🚫🚫🚫no🚫🚫🚫daughter of 🧑‍🚀MINE🧑will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩gay opportunity ever💑

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1h

@rerircowife Elaborate

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Aunt waffles@rerircowife·7h

How to tell you that….none of these ships are fine

★﹕yu²@gyubberrik

so shipping zhngli and chlde (~6000y gap), nvillette and wrsthesley (~1000y gap) and any other ancient immortal x mortal ship is completely fine, but when it comes to varhen (14~19y gap at most) it suddenly becomes weird and has some (nonexistent) maturity gap between them. i see

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1h

@GrandFapster Imagine you're a 166cm on the bed while a very tall man >200cm above you said "kid, *voice lines often heard in sex*" I would run the fuck out of the house by the window

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Varkagooner@GrandFapster·3h

did varka not call lohen a kid or

★﹕yu²@gyubberrik

so shipping zhngli and chlde (~6000y gap), nvillette and wrsthesley (~1000y gap) and any other ancient immortal x mortal ship is completely fine, but when it comes to varhen (14~19y gap at most) it suddenly becomes weird and has some (nonexistent) maturity gap between them. i see

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Aster ‎ꫂ᭪݁ THE LOHEN LIKER@lohenisms·3h

ships where these old ass men are referring to younger ppl by the term kid is highkey weird to me #tbh

GIF

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·1h

@strapxie huh??? proof?

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Samu 🎇🤍@strapxie·2h

@alpha_wolfinst No it's not? Cyre is a weirdo who likes sexualizing minors

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Samu 🎇🤍@strapxie·5h

"Ragebait" are you guys really that stupid

cyre in exile@muvluvist

all of them are minors btw👇

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·2h

@BigFatSeally don't look below too

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3 seals in a trenchcoat are yearning 🦭🪼@BigFatSeally·19h

Laufr please don't look to the right

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3 seals in a trenchcoat are yearning 🦭🪼@BigFatSeally·19h

So much slop 😭

kaeve ♡ | 🔞@hislilaceyes

T0 DOTTOLONE RISE

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·2h

@keil0u3 @dfghbbbh73264 @GoatKing_2b someone's headcanon isn't canon

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Kei@keil0u3·18 May

@dfghbbbh73264 @GoatKing_2b Nope, that's hoyo being a nasty lesbiphobe.

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2BMangoJJK🪽🧧/🖋️⭐️/🌸🧧@GoatKing_2b·17 May

"She only ever had feelings for stelle" Hoyo shippers ignoring the fact stelle is caelus and caelus is stelle nothing new here. She's Bi.

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·2h

@Midfording .

QAM

NOT SO JOLLY CIEL@SEBACIELCEST69

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Naomi 🍰@Midfording·21h

Why does everyone in the quotes and replies talk like thjis

must,,,, molest,,,,,, too cute,,,,,

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·3h

@xanjmz Delete all of them

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xanjmz@xanjmz·3h

@alpha_wolfinst I can respect by how some people ship both them, but it's obvious how some wrong people ship them, it's so wrong and disgusting ouuushii

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Alpha Wolf@alpha_wolfinst·3h

@SuspiciousJaq @SEBACIELCEST69 lmao

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