alyssugh (she/her)

“Tell us a fun fact about yourself”

I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years but I still get ptsd-style flashbacks of dating bushwickians every time I’m on a Halsey bound J…. The body keeps the score…. I know my future daughters will feel this epigenetically…….

@emilynesbitt96 lmao ok have fun girlie!

@alystentothis Cool, I'll keep talking to biographers who respect their subjects and who have good connections with them while Carrie's persecution complex that's as wide as the sky continues to grow 👍🏼

If you repeatedly admit to stalking someone including showing up at their apartment building when they've turned you down and trying to don disguises so they don't recognize you they have every right to warn people about you :)

@emilynesbitt96 Again that’s not what happened! But ok! You can keep believing that!

@alystentothis Because if I find out from the person you wrote a biography THEY DIDN'T WANT on how little respect of boundaries you have I have every right to refuse to talk to you now

@emilynesbitt96 I recommend finding a sense of whimsy somewhere in you! It’s not freak behavior to sit on a bench in a very public park hoping to have an interaction the subject of your biography, even if you are wearing a (very obvious) blonde wig! Honestly it was kind of iconic and funny

@alystentothis Donning a disguise and waiting outside someone's apartment building is still freak behavior regardless if your intentions are good ✌🏼

@emilynesbitt96 I think this is actually pretty nuanced and self-aware?

Also having this attitude toward your subject is weird!

@eyeroll420 yes!

@alystentothis 7th Ave/53rd is my WOAT

If the 5th Ave/53rd street subway stop has no haters I’m dead.

@big_sister This!!

@alystentothis The bottlenecks are concerning. Hopefully there’s never a need to evacuate that station during rush hour. Guaranteed stampede.

Probably died in a crowd crush at this godforsaken fire hazard that is a blight and embarrassment to the MTA, where I didn’t know the bar could sink farther!! @MTA the construction you are doing on this stop puts lives at risk, even moreso since the latest exit closure!!!

if I clean my room I’m allowed to play bad covers of the strokes on the electric guitar!!!

@parasocialyte huge!!!

@alystentothis they also are now selling their pierogis frozen at different supermarkets 🙏 and i can personally attest they taste EXCELLENT

veselka open 24 hours again…. suddenly, there’s god, so quickly

better yet what is zohran’s plan to ban the French from the island of Manhattan

what is Zohran’s plan to make it illegal for tourists to go to slop bowl places during weekday lunch rush

@nazzobetweeting @bb_apes I don’t think I’d want a man to know where I live !!!!!! But I respect the idea behind it!

@bb_apes @alystentothis agreed!

i can’t believe this conversation is still going on (or that i’m engaging in it) but, not that i date very often, but any time i’ve been on a date in the city i tell the guy what neighborhood i live in and he picks a place i can walk to in under 10 min 💀 all of this feels like

@nazzobetweeting I’d always feel too bad and say “nooo let’s do somewhere in the middle”

@alystentothis i went on a date with a guy from bensonhurst and he picked a place 2 blocks away from me to make it easy for me 😭

the internet used to be fun and now it’s just hip bones and shipping Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway and lists that say “west village is s tier, Harlem is f tier”

how do I get off everything is yuri edtwt and why am I here to begin with