elfroot addict

hate to bother oomfs with self-promo (?) but i got emergency comms open! last month was tougher than i anticipated so i had to borrow some money from a friend and well, i need to pay her back. they’re 25% off.

astarion when he has the biggest puppy dog eyes is my greatest weakness i’m afraid

@Gatsbys_lament @nanjane20 draw him with a pipe sherlock style

@nanjane20 As a Sherlock Holmes fan this made me giddy

Is Astarion more of a Cigarette, Pipe, or snuff person

@wiltingdecay @skarsghardy if you never talk to the npcs that trigger the quest nothing ever happens they conveniently forget about it

@skarsghardy is there a specific thing you have to do to trigger the bad article being written about you? i never bothered doing the stop the presses quest and nothing seemed to change wrt how my party was treated

in my very first playthrough i didn't understand why everyone in act 3 feared me, like everyone was just running away and after several runs i realized it's because of this asshole ettvard who described me as a menace in the fucking baldur's gate gazette

@ratbitebaby i’m kidding but i do think he is pretty

@ratbitebaby ... kar’niss

what BG3 character do you wish was romancable ? I don’t care how off the wall it is

@amphitryonz @Tiunaives2 @qualquerum4321 @rayanovelha foi justamente isso que a pessoa disse no tweet original e a pessoa que eu respondi disse que isso seria impossível.

@ancuning @Tiunaives2 @qualquerum4321 @rayanovelha pode simplesmente ter sido mais um erro dos 'funcionarios' uai. nesse vídeo dá pra ver que dá forma que ela foi jogada não teria como ela bater no concreto, mas nesse caso aí de 2020 com certeza jogaram de outro jeito

se ir um pouquinho pro ângulo errada vc espatifa no concreto?

@skarsghardy where where where

dadstarion on the tl, oh good old days

the characters keeping battle damage for cutscenes is so funny bc it looks like i just beat the fuck out of astarion for trying to drink my blood

@Nozes202 @eduuuuds e você ofendida porque existem interpretações diferentes sobre esse cavalo que não existe

@eduuuuds Pasme, mas é a mais conhecida e estamos falando de um cavalo que não existe

Eu tenho um ódio mt desocupado com isso, unicórnio é históricamente símbolo de pureza tanto que só mulheres virgens e de bom coração podiam chegar perto deles eles literalmente representavam a pureza de Jesus Cristo, e foi o primeiro animal que Deus botou no jardim com Adão e Eva

i think everyone needs to get more normal about women right now

embrace durge time

@skarsghardy DON’T WORRY I GET IT MY RANDOM TWEETS END UP CAUSING DISCUSSIONS TOO WMSNWKMSWK

@ancuning I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IT FOR 3 DAYS IT REALLY WASN'T THAT SERIOUS Y'ALL

i don’t know who started the discussion about astarion’s eyes but i hate you because i saw like six tweets about it in the last five minutes

astarion the moment he step a foot outside of the nauthiloid :

@skarsghardy betrayal never comes from our enemies </3

@ancuning all i did was making a poll and joking about blue eyed people damn

@wiltingdecay my one problem with it is how people treat it like it’s canon because even if someone shows me a detailed and well-thought analysis that does make sense to me it will still be a just a theory

@ancuning as someone who doesn't give a fuck either way it's weird how hard people are going on his eyes being blue

아스타리옹 티 입고 화장하다가 놀라서 거울 떨어트릴뻔

it was fun at first now i just want people to talk about something else