andrew kelly

I live for things like this🤣

@paddypower 183

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Build the fucking statue

First PL champions called a ‘team in transition’ to excuse consistently poor performances after spunking over £500m in the summer. 8/10 outfield players vs Chelsea were there last season. Why are they so protected by the media? It’s pathetic.

@cagiago_ Zirkzee doing Saliba bad...

Virgil van Dijk sticking a shithouse shoulder charge in Anthony Gordon’s face. Another Red Card escaped by VVD after twice kicking Kai Havertz off the ball earlier in the season 🟥 VVD can literally do what he likes and get away with it ✅

The last few months for Irish football: - Sacked Stephen Kenny last November - FAI takes 7 months to find replacement - 4 friendlies in that time for John O’Shea to audition for the job - End up hiring their “first-choice” manager who happens to be a dentist - Heimir decides he doesn’t know enough about the players so doesn’t pick squad/team or do all the press conferences - 0 goals in 180 minutes - 4 goals conceded - No clear structure on pitch - Facing Nations League relegation - Can only buy tickets in three-match bundles Meanwhile, the League of Ireland champions get just over €100k for winning it. They also rely on European revenue where games don’t even get shown on Irish TV. Only country in Europe that happens in. It’s no exaggeration to say that the FAI have well and truly failed Irish football. What a mess.

@GamecockDienda Max woo Lee

The #MUFC preferred 11 last season, and how they've faired this season: David de Gea - Left the club Aaron Wan-Bissaka - Been constantly injured Raphael Varane - Constantly on the edge of injury Lisandro Martinez - Has been injured for most of the season, and wasn't fully fit before then. Luke Shaw - Has been constantly injured, and has had to play out of position Casemiro - Been out injured a while, and struggled first few games Christian Eriksen - Been injured a while, is 2nd choice behind Mount, who is also injured Bruno Fernandes - Is just Bruno, he will constantly be available Antony - Has had a lot of off-field issues, which meant he took a short break Anthony Martial - Has spent half the season injured Marcus Rashford - Is in horrible form and has been struggling with availability issues. Yet people wonder why we are struggling this season, and why we've seemingly gone backwards... Erik needs his players back.

If you were involved in the #dublinriots tonight, congrats You've destroyed shops that your friends work in You've destroyed public transport that your parents use Youve destroyed emergency vehicles that you may need to call on some day You've brought shame to your own city

For all the opposition fans who think the Glazers have spent money, YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS! They have bled this club dry for 18 F*CKING YEARS and are going to do so for even longer because SJR has allowed them to stay! #GlazersOut

@jamie01hunter 😢

Awaiting PGMOL Apology 😂😂

Helmot Gallagher

@Gunnersc0m @GNev2 @jamie01hunter your lot are well rattled 😂

Anyone remember Gary Neville kissing Paul Scholes on the lips as United beat City in 2010, only for Chelsea to win the league that year? Over-celebrating @GNev2?

this is arguably one of the greatest pieces of punditry ever. the entire footballing world mocked him yet he stood firm the whole time. mental

@jamie01hunter @GNev2 @Carra23 Truth hurts

@andykellz07 @GNev2 @Carra23

@GNev2 spitting facts while @Carra23 just spits

Anyone who understands football, will say that this was good defending from Lisandro Martinez. Kept going even though Salah turned him out, would have defended it if he didn’t slip. Just unfortunate that he slipped. twitter.com/MagicalMo_/sta…