Andy Walt

Flight attendant: Are you willing to help in the event of an emergency? Me: *The things I do for legroom.* Me: *Nods head* FA: I need a verbal yes, sir. Me (Yells): YES! Everyone on plane: *Looks at me awkwardly.*

Dear @Costco people are more dumb than you think when it comes to traffic patterns. Please fix this!

Great to see @LSU collecting coaches like infinity stones! Who’s next?!

Convinced that 90% of our traffic problems in the US are either because of a Tesla or a Prius.

At some point @Costco needs to have a traffic director or controller for the gas lines. People be wild out here!

I really wish that some of the missiles that are going towards Iran would have the guidance systems be updated to target any locations that are producing spam calls.

🏎️ Formula 1 is back tomorrow! 🏎️ If you’ve ever been curious about F1, or wanted to introduce a friend to the thrill, I made a fun guide for newcomers: welcometoF1.com

What has been the main grievance the last couple years from LSU fans? I’d say, the fact that the best players on the field aren’t always the ones playing, it was more about age/seniority with the last staff (ex: Deebo Atkins). Lane said he doesn’t care what your age is or how many stars you have, the best players are going to play. And, everyone is going to get to compete for the starting job. That’s all we’ve been asking for. Thank you, coach, for getting it…..Geaux Tigers!!!

Death, taxes, and old people with their phones off silent in public places.

I wish there was a button on zoom or video platforms where when someone has a hot mic enough people can click on the button and do a quick mute based on democracy. Basically silence the noise through the collective of community. This wasn’t meant to be political but now I’m sick.

Kind of wild that MLK Jr day is shared with College Football Championship. Didn’t know he was a football fan like that.

It's 9:15am and I'm just jamming to the Lion King soundtrack with my girlfriend. That's pretty awesome if ya ask me

Bills gotta get Allen some help on offseason.

@BengalsBrews I think BK crushed his spirits after his freshman year and he spent the rest of his time at LSU waiting for the draft and trying not to get hurt. Hes gonna do well at NFL level

Harold Perkins Jr. (6’1 220) LSU + Explosiveness getting downhill + Versatility and experience playing linebacker and edge + Elite athleticism + 88 career pressures + 17 career sacks + Impressive closing speed + Pass rushing instincts - 18.8% missed tackle rate for his career - 49.7 coverage grade in 2025 - Difficulty disengaging from blocks - ACL surgery ended his 2024 season - Often a touch late to diagnose plays Draft projection: Late day two or early day three

@BarstoolNOLA Take a play out of Howie’s playbook. Offense and defensive lineman then best player available.

Who do you think the Saints should draft with the 8th pick?

@SleeperHQ @joshferrara time to shine

Here at Sleeper we're constantly focused on improving. With the fantasy football season behind us, we'd love to get your feedback! What is one thing you'd like us to add / improve on in 2026 🤝

Another year and a full golf simulator with trackman simulator isn’t under the tree. Maybe next year.

Hi Sharks, today I’m asking for a blank check to be able to bring Albasha’s to Austin, TX.

Started a weekly Wednesday team meeting called “What’s pissing you off?” It’s a safe space where the rest of the week we are positive and then Wednesday we come ready to unload.

@Jeff_Nowak I think we played better with Ruiz out

Just a reminder that the offense didn’t have Alvin Kamara or Erik McCoy. They traded away Brandin Cooks and Rashid Shaheed midseason. Devin Neal, Devaughn Vele and Cesar Ruiz went out mid game. Tyler Shough and the Saints still found a way. That’s what franchise QBs do.

@tracegirouard48 Trade him

Petition to cut Cesar Ruiz today