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@dwhimsicalmen PLEEEEAASEE

@viciousratlol This sounds soooo good omg (also I’m knocking on wood for you for saying the cursed phrase)

work is slow (forbidden phrase) and im writing sexting fic where ilya types in the wrong number of a girl he met at the bar, instead texting shane, who he wont stop bothering ... i hope i can actually code all of this without ripping out my hair

Shane has a vagina sometimes and there's nothing you can do about it actually

@whimsyconnor No because if that’s what she was going for she should have made his a Capricorn

did rachel make shane a taurus on purpose since they have a reputation of being boring lol (even though as a fellow taurus myself ill fight against that stereotype any day)

There’s a lot of new people here….

@hudconpapi STFU are you serious? Don’t mess with me

@averagehorror no like…… even dan and phil themselves are rpfing hudcon

Not to be a parasocial tinhatter but I haven’t seen this level of clocking since Dan and Phil

@hudconpapi Weeee!!

@averagehorror yes.

Mutuals roll down this grassy hill with me challenge

@tozdiaz Aaughgngngjgjgnbhxjfh 🥵🥵🥵🥵

fem ilya wearing her pants low so her harness shows. you can hear her when she walks bc of the keys attached to her belt loop.

the way connor rolls his eyes when he says ‘because supposedly that’s important’ i just know hudson was nagging him for weeks trying to convince him to use sunscreen

shane learning 15 years into being gay what shade is when he goes to a drag brunch and he realizes he and ilya have always just been two catty queens and hockey just calls it chirping, but this whole time but he's kinda participated in gay culture without knowing 💓

call me a republican voter in 2004 the way i want that bush back

a gemini man, depressed, dead mom, shitty father, queer and russian like yeah no wonder he's mad as hell all the time

@viciousratlol I haven’t but lemme know when you find it fr

has anyone read any good old man hollanov smut .. like they’re having sex the same but they’re like 40+ ..idk how to search that to effectively get what i want

#hollanov #heatedrivalry

@bea_the_2nd Awww don’t make me blush!

@averagehorror you're actually a genius for this

Shakes the bag of masked serial killer Ilya x meticulous serial killer Shane treats

@HollanovTears All this to sell some nasty tee shirts like just say youre irrelevant and go 🚬🫩

Wait, there were break up rumors? Who forgot to start them??

the idea of spending thanksgiving and new year's eve with each other and meeting each other's respective families and friends and you just met like eight months prior. also you have matching tattoos and call yourselves soulmates and have swapped spit.

[BREAKING NEWS] Hockey stars Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander caught leaving coffee shop. Are they friends or something more 👀? Read more at link in bio.