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Matthew Balliro
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Matthew Balliro
@balliro
Mostly baseball stuff, but occasionally stuff about books and records, too.
Providence, RI Se unió Temmuz 2009
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@YesYoureRacist They need to put a fake bus stop between the Oval Office and the room where the Cabinet meets
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What if Biden simply forgot he already gave missiles to Netanyahu and he just keeps giving them more like an Alzheimer's patient taking the same meds over and over
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I feel like 90% of the posts I see on here now aren’t from real people, which is great in a sense, but if you’re a holdover, please follow me on Blue Sky:
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@redsoxstats Careful, stats, there could be congressional hearings on this take and you might be called to testify
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@IanCundall The fact that it’s reported without the return is going to drive me crazy for hours
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I will only be posting my Juan Soto reactions/dreams/inevitable disappointment on BlueSky
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Although I’m a firm believer in the Office Space doctrine (i.e. “Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”), I sure have gotten fewer unblockable ads from white supremacists on Blue Sky! Let’s hit the ground running for baseball season in 4.5 months bsky.app/profile/ballir…
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@skitchP @McJustTweeted And that’s why you have to win elections (so people don’t ask why you paid celebrities so much)
GIF
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@McJustTweeted Evergreen tweet, going into Honey Dew is the worst, and the only one with a drive thru in our town closed last year
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@SPChrisHatfield TikTok has been sending me John Berman content all morning…it’s like they know!
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@McJustTweeted He peaked when he was plunging toilets or whatever on NewsRadio
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@MagicTavern I know Magic Tavern doesn’t have different levels, but worth noting that I’ve heard from other podcasts that you’ll probably be charged this fee if you upgrade to a new tier
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Not surprisingly, Ohtani bet correctly here
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Ohtani banking on another global pandemic so the Dodgers can win another fake World Series
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@redsoxstats Yeah when you’re not facing the Marlins #5 starter in a meaningless August game things sure turn out differently
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@redsoxstats Verdugo double agent confirmed (or maybe he sucks)
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@McJustTweeted I paid $0 for a lifetime subscription of Yankee Hating. I would slander Mother Theresa if she was a gold-glove centerfielder. I would be put in jail for the things I would say about her. You’re GD right I’ll slander a professional athlete that I can beat in a foot race.
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If my team was about to get swept out of the World Series, I’d assault the other team’s right-fielder too
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