space force syd

I fell through my hammock but I saved my smore

you want me to pay THREE DOLLARS AND SEVENTY CENTS A GALLON for gas !!! baby, I drive a Fiat. I might as well walk

I’m just a girl & life is a nightmare

I just saw someone refer to the Bible Belt as the American Taliban & I don’t think I’ll ever call it anything else

@u11278604alt doing all the things😛

@bbysquids OMG!! Where have you been?

I have so many better things to do so I downloaded this again

“AI is replacing us” Ok well I’d love to see AI be this funny and pure of heart

#NewProfilePic if you thought I was nuts before, I’m worse

how’re you gonna shame me for pumping while in TAP like you’re not adding fuel to my separation fire. I’m not here for youuu

going back to work after having a baby is so much harder than I expected it to be.. in a job I dislike, under an organization that doesn’t give a shit about its people. mentally I’m in such a fog & I feel like I’m missing out on my baby

I work with some fkn weirdos. I go into our lactation room, which is only used by me, and some man is passed out cold on the floor

I should be enjoying and soaking up my parental leave but instead Mother Air Force has found a way to completely ruin everything.

childbirth is unreasonably painful sure but PUMPING? I would rather die

@yesimLAbaby it’s already flying by, it breaks my heart🥹😭

you are my world💙

@thatMIXEDmom ty🥹

@bbysquids It really fucking does. If you need someone to vent to about literally anything & everything message me babe. A village isn’t just about the baby, it’s you too❤️

I have the best little baby but postpartum fckn sucks

they really told me this kid was measuring weeks ahead & was gonna be a big boy all for him to be under 7lbs & swim in his Nb clothes

@allis0nr_ so happy for you!!! also ~finally~

any day now PLEASE

so sanity check. why is the 9th month of pregnancy approx 9 years long