Finding A Way To Fly

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Leave Paris alone!

@whitekidproblem Ew. No one burns CDs anymore.

I masseuse spent the majority of my massage speaking to me. #notokay

Whay are all spa's a maze? #massagetime

Timbaland taking a page out of Fantasia's book. #funthingstodoforpublicity

@whitekidproblem Ugh, no valet?

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Ugh, what do you mean you don't provide massages for longer than 90 minutes? It's been a really stressful week for me...

Um, when's Paris Hilton's next album coming out?

What do you mean you have a limited number of text messages?

Google Past - So Google and I have spent all day together. Here are my last three Google searches: If you’re... http://tumblr.com/xdygmhl0e

Why is it this hot? Oh my god, not okay. My cats and I are dying.

#ilikeyoubecause you like me.

Heading to college! Not.

Politically incorrect thought of the day: Fantasia's suicide drama is a sad publicity stunt. Appearing on GMA tomorrow? #uncomfortablysoon

Let's Get This Started! - Hey Lovers, Introductions and information? Shit will ultimately all seep through my... http://tumblr.com/xdygkjxbj