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Never forget Yovani Gallardo got absolutely smashed at Leff's, got a DUI for blowing a .22, and then the Brewers had him start the next day against the Giants where he got a 7-2 win. Only in Wisconsin does that shit happen.

@Imswtch @hen_ease @PardonMyTake Shutup Walmart Carson Wentz

@hen_ease @PardonMyTake Hold on, it's not Mich vs. Duke? WTF did I miss?

As a guy who has been laughably wrong on his last 2 CBB picks on @PardonMyTake I think Michigan is going to absolutely wax UConn on Monday

The National Championship is between a team Duke beat at full strength 5 weeks ago and a team they led for 39 minutes last week. Just pain.

Transfer portal is the way to win it all. Please change @JonScheyer

Congrats to my bookie on another great March Madness

Nailed it. It’s still shoutout Dee Brown and Salim Stoudamire.

@JalenRose @TylerIAm

Brothers for life. 💯

@PardonMyTake But people hate Duke. What are we doing

Must be nice to be a UConn fan

Braylon Mullins that peaky blinder looking mfer

Yeah I shouldn’t have watched the Final Four that UConn highlight just hit me like Nam

@BarstoolBigCat What is the point of this

#ThankYouRicoBosco #HeIsTheEconomy #HeIsMarch

Shut up loser

@TJHitchings @stoolpresidente

Thank you @stoolpresidente

@stoolpresidente @CoachToddGolden @Return_Of_RB Rico Bosco used to be a Duke fan and then switched so he has no credibility on anything college hoops

I don’t know if @CoachToddGolden knows the social contract he signed when it comes to @Return_Of_RB

@barstoolsports @Return_Of_RB I truly don’t understand why these people spend their precious time with Rico Bosco. Do they think he has terminal cancer? Make a wish Bosco?

Nate Oats was definitely really excited to see @Return_Of_RB last night

If Duke would have played today there would have been a 90% chance I ruined my mom’s 70th birthday.

When I show up two minutes late to a teams meeting

Not a soda guy besides when I mix it with sauce. A 12 pack of soda costs $12 now?

Cooper Flagg

COOPER FLAGG TONIGHT: 51 POINTS 6 REBOUNDS 3 STEALS 19/30 FG 6/9 3P GIVE HIM ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.

It will be an Illinois vs Arizona final. Shoutout Dee Brown and Salim Stoudamire.