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@Ultiworld Muffin rolling over in his grave

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ In theaters in 2027.

“It’s north of a 35 billion to 1 probability that you could win seven out of seven outside of recount range with less than 50% of the vote.” planetcritical.com/p/cyber-securi…

Watch: @BravoUltimate’s Jay Froude was featured on @espn Sunday NFL Countdown during Club Nationals!

@thespikezilla @JoeMama_3 They need to grow up and give 0s if they wanna fight. I mean really, a 1? Actually, all zeros is the way to go. Then you can get a mediation session from the UPA tent about acceptable spiking #liveultimate

I love when teams give out 1s in spirit but neglect to leave a comment or talk to your spirit captain. It’s even more amusing when they took the L.

@onnorcolson Hard disagree. At least 25% of players have never kept a planted foot. Players who drag their feet around every single time they pivot. Show flick, move 2 inches right, pivot backhand & now 6 inches left. Off balance? Let’s slide this foot over to reposition. Unskilled nerds!

Travels are a stupid call and committing them hardly ever affects the outcome of the play. People that call them are just salty 90% of the time

@watchUFAtv @bostongloryufa Doth mine eyes deceive me or did Jack Williams just get Wham-O’ed on that punt? Can’t throw the full power IO flick since the Aria flies just a little bit different… #pulsarpics @DiscraftULT

JEFF BABBITT GAME WINNER BEFORE THE BUZZER! #SCTop10 | @bostongloryufa

@noamgum I questioned the guy calling a receiving foul in the 5 person dogpile, if he really thought he was gonna catch it? He was adamant he got fouled BEFORE he was able to jump, while the floating disc was getting D’d at 10.5 ft. #smh #legitimacy

Tufts Wisconsin bleeding into the next round while someone is literally bleeding on the ground arguing the call. College ultimate heritage. “This is the worst game of all time” - from the sideline

She overcame trust issues and chartered a yacht. Now, Caitlin Clark is ready for March. ESPN's Wright Thompson was able to step into the world of the player who redefined the game ⤵️ spr.ly/6019kxbCZ

A Disney World pervert’s take on: The existential war of investor aggression defector.com/a-disney-world…

Update: The breakfast provided at the hotel the 49ers are staying at did not include blueberry muffins, per 49ers LB Fred Warner. “It’s one thing after another. I don’t want no damn lemon poppyseed muffins, is it too hard to get a blueberry pastry around here? Then I heard the Chiefs got Banana Nut? Ridiculous!”

Animals just waiting for the main event! @Hawks_Wrestling #FridayNightWrestling #bigtenwrestling @B1GWrestling @BigTenNetwork #doubleheader

Can Patrick Mahomes be Mic'd Up each week? I want to run through a brick wall! 😤🔥

The Bills paid fans $20/hour to come shovel snow How it’s currently going 🤣❄️: (via Eric Carl Shields/FB) twitter.com/BleacherReport…

@being_ulti @znebguy @theAUDL Not worthy of a game suspension. Perfect timing to blow up the reset cut. Billy plays as physical & dirty as any Florida defender. This is getting back what you give. #flop #freeRadack

@znebguy @theAUDL As an aside the "bro" that said "aren't we playing sports" may not realize how dangerous a blindside crack back block is, so dangerous that it is prohibited in NFL football. It is a dirty play plan and simple, and the player shows little to no remorse for his actions.

This suspension by the @theAUDL is a joke. The player involved should serve a multiple games suspension and have to issue a public apology. This play is dangerous and egregious. This isn't hockey or lacrose. twitter.com/theAUDL/status… twitter.com/ToadInAHat/sta…

The Jagt spiking thing really underscores the problem with referees in ultimate. Situations like that are to be handled *by the players* with escalating chipiness, a million ticky-tack stoppages, then boiling over into a couple really bad bids - not adjudicated by refs.

My photos from last night’s AUDL game between the Dallas Legion and the Atlanta Hustle are up on my website! gmattace.myportfolio.com/dallas-legion-… @atlantahustle @Dallas_Legion @theAUDL

Just joking, it was actually the plane engine air conditioning which had us delayed, but has since escalated to a full scale retreat from terminal E #sendhelp #freemuffin

North Texas thunderstorms have grounded our plane indefinitely. @FlyersUltimate have graciously agreed to play on Sunday instead of Friday night. #audltravelproblems @Dallas_Legion