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NO MINORS GUYS. I post weird nasty shit sometimes and I don’t want y’all here looking at it.

Rick Moranis says that Josh Gad's concept for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ convinced him to come out of acting retirement. “Ultimately I said yes to it cause it was the only way I could get him to stop texting me.”

完成！完成！完成！ #projecthailmary

This has always been my favorite bit of Yellow Submarine, it’s so gorgeous to me

i wonder how much cooler id be if i never internalized shame at a young age

He excommunicates JD and we can touch +50 I know it

made a rocky version for you all xxx

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

My version of Adrian with Rocky! I adore the idea of them being bigger hehe #projecthailmary #adrianrocky

Cave bear <3

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

genuinely me leaving project hail mary

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The first person to make contact with extraterrestrial life btw

honestly after derry girls used it in the season 1 finale it should have been illegal for anyone else to use it

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than: Walt Disney Citigroup CVS Kohl's Ticketmaster Tesla United Airlines GoDaddy Paypal Palantir Roku HP 3M PG&E Halliburton That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

2 mimosas (much closer to 4 in terms of serving size bc I poured them myself and definitely didn’t measure)