Matt Blankman

I'd like to again point out that it sounds like Brenda Lee sings "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

Peter Falk and director John Cassavetes on the set of A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE [1974]

@faceuh8 AND YOURE SURPRISED BY THISSSS BRO?

the number of people who reply to completely anodyne tweets by strangers with some weird built in attitude will have to stop shocking me one of these days because it's pretty much a constant facet of being online

@taint_chakra So underrated. Key childhood memory is coming in from playing in the snow to fresh warm oatmeal raisin cookies and hot cocoa.

@faceuh8 #checkmystats

got a guy bragging about followers over here

@faceuh8 You fucker!!!

April Fool's! Ha ha ha I got you! I fuckin got you guys!

@taint_chakra I can hear Tony Levin’s Chapman stick immediately

I think the funniest part of that tweet is that no wisdom whatsoever is being expressed. Of course words don't die, how would words die, you stupid fuckin made up kid.

@faceuh8 Bullshit apparently never dies either

@glassolivexo When life gives you lemons, lemons are the most beautiful things you can eat

Type ‘when life gives you lemons’ and let predictive text finish the sentence 👇

On this day in 1979, Billy Smith waved off help from his defenceman Pat Price and took on Lanny McDonald himself #Hockey365 #Isles

Rick Moranis as Merv Griffin is one of the greatest SCTV parodies of all time. 😂

Take a moment and enjoy this glorious celebrity roll call from 1976.

In 1994, Johnny Carson surprised David Letterman's audience two years after his retirement to present the Top 10 List 🙌 The moment would also mark Carson's last appearance ever on television

DAVE LETTERMAN: Rupert, anybody ever come in there and ask for Hamnet? RUPERT JEE: I don’t think so, Dave. DAVE LETTERMAN (affecting a gruff drifter’s voice): Uhhhhh, gimme the Hamnet.

@brofromanother SMILE, SEMI-TOUGH

So far thinking: SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, CANDY, LAND WITHOUT BREAD, CREMATOR, MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, DAISIES, 4TH MAN, UHF, SHAOLIN SOCCER, FOUR LIONS, I AM NOT A WITCH, PEOPLE’S JOKER plus plenty of excerpts…

Working on long list for satire-movie course but it could always get longer... thoughts?

I watched that show Rooster, and OOF it is dire.

@faceuh8 William Faulkner was on Freaks and Geeks

even without the guy's scandal, this would still repulse me

There’s always that one annoying guy at a house party that finds the Chapman Stick and starts playing Elephant Talk by King Crimson

Twitter is the place for nonentities classifying entities colossal as those redwoods you, squatting below, can't see the tops of.

@taint_chakra Would eat