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ITS COMING

on a mission

I’ve played 13 hours of shining pearl in two days and it’s been so relaxing. Going back to work tomorrow will be torture

Just shy of 700,000 signatures. Let’s get this over 1 million now —> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6197… #GeneralElectionNow #EnoughIsEnough

Just remembered I broke the slow cooker and now I’m sad again

THIS is the graphic that you all need to share today.

Remember: it was fine to call Jeremy Corbyn a "terrorist sympathiser", "a dangerous antisemite", and claim that he wanted to "reopen Auschwitz", but totally unacceptable for a political leader to say she detests the Tory party.

Coming soon 👀🧑‍🚀

First of all she said ‘the Tories’ (which implies the party and its values rather than the voters) and second of all, this sentiment is entirely reasonable given the state of things at the moment.

@PopcornSkorpion I might send that to her and see what she says

Whoever messaged my mum pretending to be me please fuck off 🙃

@PopcornSkorpion Podcast Cameron seems extra virgin I like

He makes a great point

@avrilamber But it’s so hard… should it be watched closer to Halloween? Christmas? Right now??

@bread_bxtch Han are we the same person ??? I was stuck in this predicament yesterday

Deciding when to watch the nightmare before Christmas is causing more stress than I thought it would