Brook Schnablé

why are you so inclined to make that subaru fast and loud?

watching your toddler eat soup will make you wanna see god

sort of cant believe just like anyone can go and send an email directly to you.

bodegas need to sell looseys but theyre tampons

every conversation i have with my mom could kill me

i be out here complaining about rubbernecking like its the 50s

this is how you promote

being blonde is incredibly embarrassing

i sort of always knew... I just got result 'Rich Southern Aunt' on quiz 'Which Brian Jordan Alvarez Character Are You?'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/LlWka2?p=… via @uquiz @brianjoralvarez

i do like the cop slide discourse, i do, im not above it.

every office toilet just takes your toilet paper and shreds it up but leaves the pee in there. sick of it. sick of it all.

not sure if everyone knows that the best way to start your day is by saying "i love you puppy" to a dog in your bed

not for nothing, but i sort of think spotifys gone downhill since i left

@_B___S Flower!

Post a dog's name WITHOUT the letter "A" in it! I dare you!

Cute

update: tested this out tonight, HUGE laughs

instead of tomato girl summer, which is every summer for me, im doing fat bastard summer. its when i just keep quoting fat bastard all the time. (i do think ive tried this before)

i took the subway...for the first time in years...to brooklyn...and i gotta say. still dont care for either!!!

@PopCrave insane bummer

Sydney Sweeney spotted shooting a music video in Los Angeles.

take me back to nyc, 2012, during restaurant week where me and my friends would revel over a little 40 dollar prix-fixe menu somewhere sooo bad