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monkey😃

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

@fvcklby almost ruined my night

bell calling me and saying “why did i open a notification from you to see cow milking machine whitaker” #friendship

WHO LET THE non gender conforming animals OUT?!?!

how it felt seeing father gabriel stand behind the group in the walking dead when they were splitting for DC

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

@fvcklby jesus christ?

gotta get the jcxreader done so i can focus on puppy robby

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

love doing laundry and putting away my bf’s shirt which is merch from my ex weird situationship

“You’d block someone over politics?” Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

@fvcklby i did this to you when we lived together except i just folded them up into a kraft singles slice

puppy play but you have to put my mood stabilizers into a greenies pill pocket

my bf as fuck

@fvcklby the way he also texted me about wanting a burger❣️❣️ i think i will marry him!!

i love my best friend’s bf so bad she needs to marry that man why is he texting me to tell me he wants a burger

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

my tl has been brits talking about things americans do that I’ve never seen anyone do and I’ve lived here my entire life

@fvcklby matty healy father

wilbur soot son, finn wolfhard daughter, or sombr nonbinary idk

@fvcklby you just typed that too nimrod

@bugisalright uuuhhhhhh probs the person who typed “one is chopped and you have to guess which”

pfp vs. user teehee idk might delete

@fvcklby maybe he’s spinning the the wheel-y hospital bed while saying that

i hope when he’s like 90 he’s on his death bed and on his last breath he coughs and says “we were dating and had a messy breakup and that’s why i moved back…” and poof

@fvcklby *our cousin

@bugisalright what ??? thats my cousin …

i love being a normal twitter account and replying to all my friends fandom tweets

@fvcklby they’re gonna find you

@bugisalright thanks