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kaiser LARPing in the big ‘26…

Illiterate Russian peasants going to their local village soviet to vote for the most selfish position possible:

engineering school is just seven years of this

who da hell is that

prof just announced fucked grading scheme three guys in front me insta go on ratemyprof and give him a 1

DYNAMO PLAYER = BLOCKED DOORMAN PLAYER = BLOCKED KELVIN PLAYER = BLOCKED INFURNUS PLAYER = BLOCKED MO AND KRILL PLAYER = you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

What playing rising storm 2 feels like now

they really just wriggle like worms and make noises all to distract you from nothing becuase they arr just so adorable and harmless little pups

She was born in late December, so every day is the longest day she’s ever known and she gets to watch the sun set:

@doicicle @froggy_dl these people know what it means and painting them as people who don’t know any better is patronizing as fuck

@froggy_dl well abl is kazakh so it's different. the n word outside of the us just means ¨black man¨ for most ppl (ik cus i played in south america and europe for years). however a white american man ripping it is unacceptable, since they basically invented it and coexist with black folks

"i like to think there’s no human in this earth that would be that stupid" abl

@SuperWhiteSuit2 @DeadlockAnon ?

@DeadlockAnon You say "bro, you are dog shit at this game, wtf is wrong with you c*nt? I would rather play with a dyslexic ferret than you right now, git gud or fuck off"

I have a friend that i’ve known for nearly a decade and we’ve played MOBAs with each other for thousands of hours, but in deadlock he straight up throws all of my games. He goes 0-12 every match and I don’t know how to tell him that I don’t wanna play this game with him anymore.

More post patch note thoughts: Following any nerfs on known meta heroes a lot of heroes surge into the met. With toxic + silence nerf bruisers become much more oppressive again. I’d imagine Abram’s Shiv (probably broken) , Mo and Billy go up a tier since they were good last patch and their counter items were nerfed. High hp pools heroes will be much harder to deal with. Statue maxxing + safe maxxing will make you thanos. Infernus is extremely good right now being very difficult to kill and outputting a lot of damage and aoe slop. Victor’s gun dps is one of the highest in the game right now even without his max 3 still causing all enemy players to take 15% more damage from everything (including your teammates). Comparison to McGinnis who’s full winded up dps is 147. Victors is 144 WITHOUT AMP. Bebop + holidays gun feel much less awkward now and they will both feel better to play. Paradox got a much needed buff she will feel better but I think she’s still very weak because of the large hp pools most heroes have now. Vyper is also another very sleeper op hero if you can get good with her. Does a shit load of damage and her sliding feels wayyyyy better. Haze obviously her ult was reworked but the spirit haze assassin playstyle should feel much better with her knife cc’ing longer and doing more flat damage. The ult was reworked but it could be looked as a good thing as the damage won’t be split if there is someone outside of the cone. A lot of the other hero patches were just minor number tunes that don’t really affect the overall power of the hero.

They are incapable of producing thoughts

Deadlock players will see a very obviously OP hero being OP and be like "ok but the OP hero is 10k souls ahead so!!?" And it's like yeah bro I wonder why the OP hero is consistently fed

@IAMALIVE7682044 @ZakoZeWacko @Zufrieren_ idt most of the hoi4 playerbase has more than 20 achievements

You know every time I feel sad or down, I always check RockSolid's Steam profile and get the best laughs.

I woke up with this in my head #deadlock #graves #rem

@GenericEdBoi the top one account in asia is ran by a cheater service lol

Can't believe a 2000+ game account that's top 100 is blatantly running around aim botting lol

Got asked what the hardest thing about Deadlock was

i genuinely cannot study im going to fail in life