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"the spite can only carry you so far against professional athletes"

Me, a coach, talking to my athlete Agave: can I, when she's distracted... Me: I'm literally talking to him.. wait to do what? Agave: give him drugs

D&D tonight & oh boy are we off to a start. "Mix of Scooby Doo and Princess Bride aesthetics..." -DM describing a Nat 20 find of a magic shard by our ranger "As you're holding it up, you feel it sinking into your palm" -DM describing our ranger's Nat 1 save against said shard

BOLO COME BACK TO US. BRENNAN YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING SO FUNNY #criticalrolespoilers

@mnemosius This is the same fucker who named their hedonistic imp Pulse

dnd is going great tonight why do you ask

Verigan, having freshly lost part of their hand to get valuable information: it cost me an arm and a leg

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

most streaming services: NOOOOO you can’t share passwords that’s THEFT and you’re a terrible person if you do!!!!! dropout:

@cta do you think it is acceptable to have 4 no-show busses in a row at rush hour without an alert about delays??

Basically about 99% of the humans on this planet currently:

sometimes friends will make the mistake of asking me about critical role

Tonight's monologuing NPC:

"I just go by oopsies"

"a single goose would be suspicious" #dnd quotes starting off strong tonight