Mixed Verse Twunk

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@tastykacey14 unfortunately, when you least expect it

@ceo_sloth When tho

@0xknny You’re so real

working at a gay gym is crazy because wdym I have to clean up cum from the shower floor because the fàgs who spam lateral raises with incorrect form apparently can’t swallow

@rigeldn When oomf is also a broke orphan

unemployment suspended and not deposited bc of a clerical error on the day rent is due !! I have to laugh so I don’t (13th reason) no idea when I’ll get a hearing !! love being an orphan tw*nk !!

@sparrow_hawk__ A story in two bites

we YES WE are blastin this all summer ☀️

@rvnthis_ STAY THE NIIIIIIIGHT

oops i guess i trained chest on titty thursday again 🤷‍♂️

@0xknny Be there in 32 hours !!

@ceo_sloth LOCKER ROOOOOOM

getting fucked up tn AMA

@0xknny claiming this for me

no matter how broke i get, money always finds it’s way back to me because i have a pure heart

@nvolpewild You did what in excitement?

LOCKED IN. That day I found my first ever GHOST WASP and then SPEWED in excitement. 😍

pay period is sending me

good morning twitter, while I eat my breakfast SLOP (oatmeal)

@tylerrhawpr @HappinessHitHim I knew I sensed something in you that was real

@HappinessHitHim Throwing it away

What’s everyone’s favorite way of preparing a sweet potato

Guys, do you think I over did it with the facepaint or what?

old workplace just offered me my salaried design job back

@0xknny Oh this is about hole and not interior design

word of advice for bottoms, if a top don’t have a wicker basket then he’s not serious abt anything and, you know, you should just leave

@digbickbabes Tell her, “Respectfully, for the same reason you didn’t. ❤️”

having the PreP talk with my mom and she asks why I don’t just use a condom

Madonna hitting up local cruising spots to promote Confessions II