Chris Huffman

@WeberGrills My friend @BenjaminWTripp rescued this Genesis Silver B for me. 16 years old and grills like a champ!

IF I UNDERSTAND WHAT AN OPEN FACE SANDWICH IS—THEN I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A FACE HIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY REGULAR SANDWICH

I just earned the 'Playing the Field' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b115328107

THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE OF INCOME INEQUALITY

Read this and thought about you, @BenjaminWTripp. joffrethegiant.blogspot.com/2016/04/what-m…

ROCKS CAN'T SWIM

@RutledgeWood I'm thinking of buying a 2000 Ford Crown Victoria. Ever had one? What do you think of them?

I WOULD LIKE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH SCIENCE

@wattsupbrent Time to go buy up all the milk and bread!!!

@foundersbrewing This beer is too good to just leave in the snow.

Help me get 500 retweets and @nic10reed will get corn rows 🙏🏼 #Retweet

@KimberlyWDBJ Inconceivable!!!

@aristocob Okay, I was confused for a minute. As I just saw you on IG eating mustard from the bottle.

Please retweet this.

@joffrethegiant The internet was made for tweets like this.

@joffrethegiant What's the whiskey scene like in Brazil?

Diggin' the new pipe ... Thanks @MilanTobacco!!! With @BenjaminWTripp. #nording #churchwarden

@joffrethegiant Caught you on replay. Good to see you're doing well. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

@Marina_Sirtis No love for the Pats??? I thought we were cool! #GoPats

@aristocob They blocked you because they fear you.