christy t.

Brock Purdy was always destined for greatness

@KeatonJFish you’re right i shouldn’t bully you your sports teams make your life hard enough

@KeatonJFish saw this and thought “we should bring bullying back”

i’m not sorry for crying in the backseat of my uber. not my fault you played stand by me

really glad my airpods weren’t connected and “SOUTH SIDE ON THE TRACK” just blasted in my office

did you guys know if from cincinnati?

nothing better than drinking at the airport bar by yourself. literally nothing

paying $45 for gas once a week makes me sick

jake gyllenhaal might be the most hated man in america today

i bet this is hard to believe but it turns out drinking vodka redbulls all day leads to crippling heartburn

spent my childhood going to this aquarium

@chaserupiper i have had it up to here

@christythompso Me and my buddy were just talking about how literally every great story begins with “Me and my buddy” 😂😂☠️

hey men, try telling a story without saying “me and my buddy…” i dare you.

@KeatonJFish look who’s talkin

everybody i know is getting engaged

i should have walked onto iowa state, Prohm would’ve loved me - tanner white

who’s gonna take the guy working out in soffe shorts to prison

did you guys know that tanner white has pandas

me, debilitatingly anxious: i don’t give a fuck

don’t you ever leave us like that again