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🌟 she/her. certified fart in a skillet. allergic to beef. i speak for the trees.
i dont go anywhere. Se unió Kasım 2015
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he’s so close to admitting something super fucking illegal. god please get this man more drugs
evan loves worf@esjesjesj
Holy shit
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im genuinely so confused on what name this is actually referring to like someone please help me out
Wild TikToks@wildtiktokss
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Netflix after scamming everyone into watching a fight they have no idea how to support technically #NetflixFight
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BREAKING: Container carrying bullets for the Israeli army has been BLOCKED by Dockers of cosco in port of Piraeus, Greece.
They stand with Palestine.
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You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.
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Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good
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my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”
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@CORPSE @Corpse_Husband I know your birthday is coming up in a couple of days cause it’s the same as my brothers, I come back to check your social media every couple months to looks for new drops, i really hope you’re doing well and that you have a great birthday this week 💕💕
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This Robin Williams thread will brighten up your day 🧵
1. His improvised scene in Good Will Hunting made the cameraman laugh so hard the camera started shaking. Matt Damon's reaction is authentic.
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No one talks about the gut-wrenching regret you feel when you realize your instincts were right all along, but you didn't listen.
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